Why did the medieval Indian go to the doctor?
He was feeling a bit Sikh
What was the Vikings favorite song while invading England ?
Heathen flow by Pearl Jam
What do you call a Viking who's been bitten by a vampire?
Norseferatu.
What stories did Vikings tell their children?
Norsery Rhymes
What was Julius Caesar's answer when the flooring installer asked what he wanted to do with the old floor boards?
Carpet dem.
I recently learned that the Romans were renowned for their architecture.
Doesn't make much sense to me, considering it fell.
How did the dog learn to read the hieroglyphics? Because it was an egypt-chien.
What did the king say when he heard that the peasants were revolting? He said he agrees because they never bathe and always stink.
What do you call a medieval siege machine that throws flowers?
A trebouquet
A Roman walks into a cafe and makes an "X" with his fingers.
He says, "Ten teas, please!"
The medieval ages were technologically advanced. Take, for example, the guillotine, it was such cutting-edge technology.
Was Henry VI a ViKing?
What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!
My history teacher was talking about mythical medieval creatures
Personally, I think the lecture was starting to drag on
What does a Muslim Viking say at the movie theater?
Valhalla Snackbar!
Which roman emperor was a mouse? Julius cheeser!
It is no wonder that Thomas Jefferson was thus named, his father was after Jefferdad.
One night, a Viking called Rudolph the red was looking out of his window when he suddenly said, "It's going to rain."
His wife asked, "How do you know?"
"Because Rudolph the red knows rain, dear."
Why did the mammoth have a woolly coat?
Because he would have looked ridiculous in an anorak.
What does a gladiator say when leaving after an intimate embrace with a woman?
Gladiator out
When medieval armies went off to war...
were they playing for keeps?
Where do mummies go for a swim? To the Dead Sea.
What happens when a Roman insults a Parisian's coffee?
A French Roast.
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
Name the subject that is most fruitiest among others. History because of it huge number of dates.
How did Vikings send secret messages?
Norse code
How did Ozymandias became the greatest Pharaoh of Egypt?
He rammed everything that he sees
What did one Viking war paint say to the other?
Poly, you're a Thane.
A man goes into a Chinese restaurant and sees people dressed like vikings
"Excuse me, ladies and gentleman. I am a well traveled man and the atmosphere of my excursions must be perfect. I must kindly ask you to leave."
A big, muscular man dressed in Viking armor walked up to the man and said
"Norway"
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