What is the name of the device that the king uses to control the moat around his castle? A remoat control.
A Viking walked into a bar.
The bartender asked, Why the long ship?
During the medieval time period, there weren't many extremely bad people. There were only mid-evil people during that age.
My least favorite teacher in the school is the History teacher. Whenever she takes a class on Ancient History, she tends to Babylon.
When the gladiators fought lions
it was always the mane event
Why was the viking boxer loved so much
He ragna"rocked" the house
My Gladiator DVD stopped working...
Talk about an *epic* fail.
The crosseyed history teacher
Could not control her pupils.
Medieval castles would have been great hangout spots in modern times because they had a great knight life!
What do you call an ancient Egyptian chef?
Gordon Ramses.
Why was the medieval knight polishing his dress before going for the Queens's dinner party? Because he wanted to have a night in shining armor!
What did the anciient Roman soldier tell his girlfriend?
You are a solid X
Did you know knights are known for wearing dishware?
Thats why they call it plate armor.
Who was the most flatulent Pharaoh in all of old Egypt?
King Tootsarecommon.
What do you call a Korean knight who is looking for his lost belongings? He goes by the name Sir Ching!
Astonishingly, the first comic strip known to man was created by King John of England. It was called the 'Manga-Carta'!
People hated Ho Chi Minh because he was Hanoi-ing.
Q: What do you say when a pharaoh doesn't pay you?
A: Egypted me! (He jipped me)
What do you tell the nobles of Scandinavia whenever you're leaving their house?
Viking.
What do the early European settlers in America have in common with ants?
They both lived in colonies!
My history teacher is a communist, so I made lots of references to the Soviet Union in my essay.
I got full marx.
Why did George Washington have sleeping problems? Because he is unable to lie.
Not a lot of people know this about me, but I'm from ancient Egypt...
Those that do know call me a mummies boy.
In history class, the teacher taught said the Magna Carta was signed in 1215 and to write an essay on it. A student handed in his work with "The Magna Carta was signed in 1215" written 150 times.
The teacher asked the boy, "Why did you write this?" The boy replied, "Because you always say that history repeats itself!"
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
Which roman emperor was a mouse? Julius cheeser!
Q: Why was young Tutankhamun home from school?
A: He caught a gold.
When I wrote the history of cheese for our term paper in school, our History teacher said it was grate.
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