Which roman emperor was a mouse? Julius cheeser!
What do you call a little monster's parents?
Mummy and Deady.
What's the most important day in Egypt?
Mummy's Day.
My Ph.D thesis was on cattle raised in the Roman city of Pompeii. To understand it all I had to visit the ancient mooins.
I saw this new movie about a mummy's new bandages. It was called The Emperor's New Cloths.
Have you heard about the roman numeral hospital?
All they have is IVs!
What did ancient Egyptian pharaohs sleep on?...
...Temple-pedic mattresses...
Medieval Kings and Queens were carried by their soldiers and servants. I am not lying, they litter-ally carried that way!
My brother was reading a book about a medieval castle that always had its drawbridge up. Unfortunately, he couldn't really get into the book!
If you need an Ark, I Noah guy.
What do you call a Roman with a wet mustache and a smile?
Gladiator.
What did the thirsty mummy do?
They put on a thirst aid bandage.
What do you call a Viking who is really good at basketball?
a Vallhalla Balla.
Q: What game show did pharaohs like the most?
A: The $20,000 pyramid.
A student holds a gun to his English teacher. "Give me all your money or you're geography!"
"You mean history."
"Don't change the subject!"
What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark? Floodlights.
Why does a mummy enjoy celebrating Christmas? As it involves a lot of gifts and wrappings.
Why are 40 romans funny?
Because they are XD.
Of course Napolean did not design the coat that he was wearing but we all knew that he had his hand on it.
What do you call a knight who wants to overthrow the King?
Sir Plant.
Napoleon conquered too much lang because he had too little Toulouse.
When the love of his life finally left him, young Fidel cried out in despair, "I didn't think you would embar go my dear one."
What is the favourite food of the Egyptian god? It is the Ramen.
What stories did Vikings tell their children?
Norsery Rhymes
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
Where do Viking warrior scrabble champions go when they die?
Vowel-halla
In ancient Egypt, how did insects communicate?
Pharaoh moans
Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.
Romeo & Juliet.doc...
...is a play on Word.
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