Two detectives interrogate a 37 year old mute man. The detectives give the man a notepad which he scribbles on for a few seconds, and hands back to them.
"I'll never talk."
I can't stand people who don't wash their hands.
They make me sick.
My mother's sister was a gamble who enjoyed poker. She would heartily add to the initial pot but fold after the first hand...
We called her Auntie Up.
I punched my monitor and now my hand really hertz.
A chemical in science class can make your hands go numb
But math will make you number.
What do you call it when the axe in your hand falls on your feet.
An AXEIDENT.
I tried my hand at cinematography, but it didn't really pan out.
Why did the T-Rex only sell hand-guns?
He was a small-arms dealer.
Restrooms in restaurants often have a sign saying "Employees must wash hands".
But after waiting hours, no one has ever helped me with mine!
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat with one hand and said, "How do one armed mothers do it?" Without missing a beat I replied, "Single handedly."