I got a new bread recipe where you don’t have to get your hands messy by mixing the dough.
It is kneadless, to say.
My sister asked me to hand her lipstick but i handed her a glue stick instead
She still won’t talk to me
Always think hard before you get married because on one hand you have a cool ring but on the other hand you don’t.
Guy walks into a tailor shop to pick up his suit. The tailor hands him a jacket and pair of pants. The guy says “But I had a 3-piece suit.”
Tailor says “The vest is yet to come.”
I punched my monitor and now my hand really hertz.
I was sailing my boat when a massive hand rose out of the water and then slowly disappeared...
I thought, 'That's the biggest wave I've ever seen!'
Why did the T-Rex only sell hand-guns?
He was a small-arms dealer.
How many bones are in the human hand?
A handful of them.
Some guy wanted to charge me a bunch of money for a second hand bouncy house.
But I wasn't sure if that was something I really wanted to jump into.
What did the police officer say to the hand?
Stop! You are under a wrist!