Why did the ghoul become green?
It was sick of eating brains!
What online search engine do spooky monsters use?
Ghoulghoul.
Why did the ghoul bury the trophy?
Because he wanted it engraved!
What happens if a big ghoul steps on Batman and Robin?
They become flatman and ribbon!
How do ghouls sign off a letter?
Best witches and worm regards.
How do you shoot a three-headed ghoul?
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Why was the ghoul so smart?
He always ate brain food!
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
What is a ghost's favorite place to work?
Ghoul-gle.
What kind of ghoul has the best hearing?
The eeriest!
Why did the mummy get a divorce?
His wife was a ghoul-digger who was just after his mummy.
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
What did the ghoul say to the clown on Halloween?
Tag, you’re it!
What does a monster wear when it rains?
His ghoul-oshes!
What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
Why did the ghoul eat a light bulb?
Because it wanted a light snack!
Draw me like one of your French ghouls.
What kind of chocolate do ghouls like?
Hearse-sheys!
What do ghouls say to each other before heading out for Halloween?
May the ghouls be with you!
Who is a ghoul’s favorite family member?
Mummy!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot!
Why are ghouls so healthy?
They always eat fresh food!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite love story?
Romeo and Ghouliet!
What do ghouls love to eat?
Fettuccini Afraid-o!
Which monster did the three bears catch sleeping?
Ghouldilocks!
What do ghosts and monsters drink after scaring people?
Ghoul-Aid.