What's the slogan for the New York Demon Chomping Advocacy Group?
Gobble the ghoul.
Why did the mummy get a divorce?
His wife was a ghoul-digger who was just after his mummy.
Why did the ghoul become green?
It was sick of eating brains!
What kind of ghoul has the best hearing?
The eeriest!
What do you say when you see a stunned ghostbuster catch a ghoul?
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.
How do you shoot a three-headed ghoul?
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Which monster did the three bears catch sleeping?
Ghouldilocks!
What happens if a big ghoul steps on Batman and Robin?
They become flatman and ribbon!
What do ghosts and monsters drink after scaring people?
Ghoul-Aid.
What did the grandfather ghoul say to his grandson?
You gruesome!
What do you do with a green ghoul?
Wait until it ripens!
What online search engine do spooky monsters use?
Ghoulghoul.
Why was the ghoul so smart?
He always ate brain food!
You know why vampires can raise ghouls?
Because they are neck romancers!
What does a monster wear when it rains?
His ghoul-oshes!
Did you hear the story of the little ghoul that grew up?
It became a headhunter!
What do ghouls drink?
Boos!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?
A hemogoblin.
Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms?
He was very handy!
Why do ghouls like ice cream?
Because it’s ghoulilicous!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite love story?
Romeo and Ghouliet!
Why did people stop going to the ghoul hospital?
They kept coming out dead!
Draw me like one of your French ghouls.
What do ghouls eat for supper? Spooketi
How do ghouls like their meals?
Absolutely terrified!