Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms?
He was very handy!
What do ghouls eat for supper? Spooketi
Why did people stop going to the ghoul hospital?
They kept coming out dead!
How do ghouls sign off a letter?
Best witches and worm regards.
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
How do you greet a five-headed ghoul?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello!
What do you do with a green ghoul?
Wait until it ripens!
Why did the ghoul eat a light bulb?
Because it wanted a light snack!
What did daddy ghoul say to his youngest son?
Stop ghouling around!
Why are ghouls so healthy?
They always eat fresh food!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?
A hemogoblin.
Why did the ghoul bury the trophy?
Because he wanted it engraved!
What does a ghoul say when they wake up?
Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!
Why was the ghoul so smart?
He always ate brain food!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite Beatles song?
The Ghoul on the Hill!
What a is ghoul’s favorite pet?
Ghoulfish!
What do ghouls drink?
Boos!
What is a favorite game for ghouls?
Chase!
Who put the Howl in Halloween?
Not ghouls just the people they ate!
What is a ghoul’s favorite snack food?
Ghoul scout cookies!
You know why vampires can raise ghouls?
Because they are neck romancers!
Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
What kind of ghoul has the best hearing?
The eeriest!
Draw me like one of your French ghouls.
Which monster did the three bears catch sleeping?
Ghouldilocks!
Why do ghouls like ice cream?
Because it’s ghoulilicous!
What do ghouls love to eat?
Fettuccini Afraid-o!
What did the ghoul say to the clown on Halloween?
Tag, you’re it!
What happens if a big ghoul steps on Batman and Robin?
They become flatman and ribbon!
How do you shoot a three-headed ghoul?
Bang! Bang! Bang!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Runny!
What kind of chocolate do ghouls like?
Hearse-sheys!
What's the ghoul's favorite sauce?
Grave-y.
What is a ghoul's favorite soup?
Ghoul-ash.
What do you say when you see a stunned ghostbuster catch a ghoul?
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
What online search engine do spooky monsters use?
Ghoulghoul.
What do ghouls and goblins put on their nachos?
Ghost peppers.
What's the slogan for the New York Demon Chomping Advocacy Group?
Gobble the ghoul.
Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
Did you hear the story of the little ghoul that grew up?
It became a headhunter!
Who is a ghoul’s favorite family member?
Mummy!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot!
What kind of hotdogs do ghouls like best?
Halloweiners!
What did the grandfather ghoul say to his grandson?
You gruesome!
Why did the ghoul become green?
It was sick of eating brains!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite love story?
Romeo and Ghouliet!
Why did the mummy get a divorce?
His wife was a ghoul-digger who was just after his mummy.
What is a ghost's favorite place to work?
Ghoul-gle.
What do ghosts and monsters drink after scaring people?
Ghoul-Aid.