How do ghouls like their meals?
Absolutely terrified!
What did the grandfather ghoul say to his grandson?
You gruesome!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot!
How did the monster predict his future?
With the horror-scope!
Draw me like one of your French ghouls.
What position does a ghoul play on the soccer team?
Ghoulie!
What did daddy ghoul say to his youngest son?
Stop ghouling around!
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
What kind of hotdogs do ghouls like best?
Halloweiners!
Why was the ghoul so smart?
He always ate brain food!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite love story?
Romeo and Ghouliet!
Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms?
He was very handy!
What online search engine do spooky monsters use?
Ghoulghoul.
How do you greet a five-headed ghoul?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello!
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
What happens if a big ghoul steps on Batman and Robin?
They become flatman and ribbon!
How do ghouls sign off a letter?
Best witches and worm regards.
What is a ghost's favorite place to work?
Ghoul-gle.
You know why vampires can raise ghouls?
Because they are neck romancers!
What do ghosts and monsters drink after scaring people?
Ghoul-Aid.
What is a ghoul's favorite soup?
Ghoul-ash.
What a is ghoul’s favorite pet?
Ghoulfish!
Why did the mummy get a divorce?
His wife was a ghoul-digger who was just after his mummy.
What do you say when you see a stunned ghostbuster catch a ghoul?
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.
What's the slogan for the New York Demon Chomping Advocacy Group?
Gobble the ghoul.
What’s a ghoul’s favorite Beatles song?
The Ghoul on the Hill!
Who is a ghoul’s favorite family member?
Mummy!
What do ghouls love to eat?
Fettuccini Afraid-o!
Why did people stop going to the ghoul hospital?
They kept coming out dead!
What do ghouls say to each other before heading out for Halloween?
May the ghouls be with you!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Runny!
What do ghouls drink?
Boos!
Why did the ghoul eat a light bulb?
Because it wanted a light snack!
How do you shoot a three-headed ghoul?
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Which monster did the three bears catch sleeping?
Ghouldilocks!
Who put the Howl in Halloween?
Not ghouls just the people they ate!
What kind of chocolate do ghouls like?
Hearse-sheys!
What is a favorite game for ghouls?
Chase!
What's the ghoul's favorite sauce?
Grave-y.
What did the ghoul say to the clown on Halloween?
Tag, you’re it!
What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
Why did the ghoul become green?
It was sick of eating brains!
What do ghouls eat for supper? Spooketi
Why are ghouls so healthy?
They always eat fresh food!
What does a monster wear when it rains?
His ghoul-oshes!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?
A hemogoblin.
What do ghouls and goblins put on their nachos?
Ghost peppers.
Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
What does a ghoul say when they wake up?
Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!
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