What kind of chocolate do ghouls like?
Hearse-sheys!
How do you greet a five-headed ghoul?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello!
What does a monster wear when it rains?
His ghoul-oshes!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot!
Why did people stop going to the ghoul hospital?
They kept coming out dead!
Why do ghouls like ice cream?
Because it’s ghoulilicous!
Why did the ghoul eat a light bulb?
Because it wanted a light snack!
Who put the Howl in Halloween?
Not ghouls just the people they ate!
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
Why did the ghoul bury the trophy?
Because he wanted it engraved!
Did you hear the story of the little ghoul that grew up?
It became a headhunter!
What is a ghost's favorite place to work?
Ghoul-gle.
Why was the ghoul so smart?
He always ate brain food!
What do ghouls say to each other before heading out for Halloween?
May the ghouls be with you!
You know why vampires can raise ghouls?
Because they are neck romancers!
What is a ghoul’s favorite snack food?
Ghoul scout cookies!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?
A hemogoblin.
How do ghouls like their meals?
Runny!
What do you say when you see a stunned ghostbuster catch a ghoul?
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.
What a is ghoul’s favorite pet?
Ghoulfish!
What do ghosts and monsters drink after scaring people?
Ghoul-Aid.
What do ghouls eat for supper? Spooketi
What did the grandfather ghoul say to his grandson?
You gruesome!
What did daddy ghoul say to his youngest son?
Stop ghouling around!
What kind of hotdogs do ghouls like best?
Halloweiners!
What do you do with a green ghoul?
Wait until it ripens!
What is a favorite game for ghouls?
Chase!
How do you shoot a three-headed ghoul?
Bang! Bang! Bang!
What is a ghoul's favorite soup?
Ghoul-ash.
What do ghouls drink?
Boos!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite love story?
Romeo and Ghouliet!
Who is a ghoul’s favorite family member?
Mummy!
What online search engine do spooky monsters use?
Ghoulghoul.
What's the ghoul's favorite sauce?
Grave-y.
What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
Which monster did the three bears catch sleeping?
Ghouldilocks!
What does a ghoul say when they wake up?
Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!
Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
What’s a ghoul’s favorite Beatles song?
The Ghoul on the Hill!
What did the ghoul say to the clown on Halloween?
Tag, you’re it!
How did the monster predict his future?
With the horror-scope!
Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms?
He was very handy!
What's the slogan for the New York Demon Chomping Advocacy Group?
Gobble the ghoul.
Why did the ghoul become green?
It was sick of eating brains!
What do ghouls love to eat?
Fettuccini Afraid-o!
Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
What position does a ghoul play on the soccer team?
Ghoulie!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Absolutely terrified!
How do ghouls sign off a letter?
Best witches and worm regards.
Why did the mummy get a divorce?
His wife was a ghoul-digger who was just after his mummy.
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