Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms?
He was very handy!
What position does a ghoul play on the soccer team?
Ghoulie!
What do you say when you see a stunned ghostbuster catch a ghoul?
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
Who is a ghoul’s favorite family member?
Mummy!
What online search engine do spooky monsters use?
Ghoulghoul.
How do you greet a five-headed ghoul?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello!
What do ghouls love to eat?
Fettuccini Afraid-o!
How do you shoot a three-headed ghoul?
Bang! Bang! Bang!
How do ghouls sign off a letter?
Best witches and worm regards.
Why do ghouls like ice cream?
Because it’s ghoulilicous!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite Beatles song?
The Ghoul on the Hill!
What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
Why did the mummy get a divorce?
His wife was a ghoul-digger who was just after his mummy.
Why did the ghoul eat a light bulb?
Because it wanted a light snack!
What does a monster wear when it rains?
His ghoul-oshes!
What is a favorite game for ghouls?
Chase!
What do ghouls drink?
Boos!
What kind of ghoul has the best hearing?
The eeriest!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Absolutely terrified!
What kind of hotdogs do ghouls like best?
Halloweiners!
What happens if a big ghoul steps on Batman and Robin?
They become flatman and ribbon!
What does a ghoul say when they wake up?
Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!
Why did people stop going to the ghoul hospital?
They kept coming out dead!
Why are ghouls so healthy?
They always eat fresh food!
What kind of chocolate do ghouls like?
Hearse-sheys!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot!
Which monster did the three bears catch sleeping?
Ghouldilocks!
What do ghosts and monsters drink after scaring people?
Ghoul-Aid.
Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
What did daddy ghoul say to his youngest son?
Stop ghouling around!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?
A hemogoblin.
You know why vampires can raise ghouls?
Because they are neck romancers!
What do ghouls say to each other before heading out for Halloween?
May the ghouls be with you!
What did the ghoul say to the clown on Halloween?
Tag, you’re it!
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
Draw me like one of your French ghouls.
Who put the Howl in Halloween?
Not ghouls just the people they ate!
What did the grandfather ghoul say to his grandson?
You gruesome!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite love story?
Romeo and Ghouliet!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Runny!
Why did the ghoul bury the trophy?
Because he wanted it engraved!
Did you hear the story of the little ghoul that grew up?
It became a headhunter!
What's the ghoul's favorite sauce?
Grave-y.
What a is ghoul’s favorite pet?
Ghoulfish!
What do ghouls eat for supper? Spooketi
What is a ghost's favorite place to work?
Ghoul-gle.
Why was the ghoul so smart?
He always ate brain food!
What is a ghoul's favorite soup?
Ghoul-ash.
What do ghouls and goblins put on their nachos?
Ghost peppers.
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