Why are ghouls so healthy?
They always eat fresh food!
Why did the mummy get a divorce?
His wife was a ghoul-digger who was just after his mummy.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
What do ghouls love to eat?
Fettuccini Afraid-o!
Who put the Howl in Halloween?
Not ghouls just the people they ate!
What is a ghoul's favorite soup?
Ghoul-ash.
Why did the ghoul bury the trophy?
Because he wanted it engraved!
How do you greet a five-headed ghoul?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello!
What kind of chocolate do ghouls like?
Hearse-sheys!
What do ghouls say to each other before heading out for Halloween?
May the ghouls be with you!
Why was the ghoul so smart?
He always ate brain food!
What did the grandfather ghoul say to his grandson?
You gruesome!
Draw me like one of your French ghouls.
Why did people stop going to the ghoul hospital?
They kept coming out dead!
What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
What does a monster wear when it rains?
His ghoul-oshes!
What does a ghoul say when they wake up?
Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!
Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms?
He was very handy!
What's the ghoul's favorite sauce?
Grave-y.
What’s a ghoul’s favorite love story?
Romeo and Ghouliet!
Why did the ghoul become green?
It was sick of eating brains!
What kind of hotdogs do ghouls like best?
Halloweiners!
Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
How do ghouls like their meals?
Runny!
Which monster did the three bears catch sleeping?
Ghouldilocks!
How do ghouls sign off a letter?
Best witches and worm regards.
What did the ghoul say to the clown on Halloween?
Tag, you’re it!
What is a ghost's favorite place to work?
Ghoul-gle.
What do ghouls eat for supper? Spooketi
What’s a ghoul’s favorite Beatles song?
The Ghoul on the Hill!
What do you say when you see a stunned ghostbuster catch a ghoul?
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.
You know why vampires can raise ghouls?
Because they are neck romancers!
What do ghouls drink?
Boos!
How do you shoot a three-headed ghoul?
Bang! Bang! Bang!
What's the slogan for the New York Demon Chomping Advocacy Group?
Gobble the ghoul.
What do ghosts and monsters drink after scaring people?
Ghoul-Aid.
What happens if a big ghoul steps on Batman and Robin?
They become flatman and ribbon!
Who is a ghoul’s favorite family member?
Mummy!
What position does a ghoul play on the soccer team?
Ghoulie!
What kind of ghoul has the best hearing?
The eeriest!
What do you do with a green ghoul?
Wait until it ripens!
How did the monster predict his future?
With the horror-scope!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?
A hemogoblin.
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
What is a favorite game for ghouls?
Chase!
What a is ghoul’s favorite pet?
Ghoulfish!
Why do ghouls like ice cream?
Because it’s ghoulilicous!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Absolutely terrified!
What do ghouls and goblins put on their nachos?
Ghost peppers.
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
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