What do ghosts and monsters drink after scaring people?
Ghoul-Aid.
Which monster did the three bears catch sleeping?
Ghouldilocks!
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
What does a monster wear when it rains?
His ghoul-oshes!
Why did the ghoul become green?
It was sick of eating brains!
How do ghouls sign off a letter?
Best witches and worm regards.
How do you shoot a three-headed ghoul?
Bang! Bang! Bang!
What position does a ghoul play on the soccer team?
Ghoulie!
What happens if a big ghoul steps on Batman and Robin?
They become flatman and ribbon!
What online search engine do spooky monsters use?
Ghoulghoul.
What do ghouls say to each other before heading out for Halloween?
May the ghouls be with you!
Why was the ghoul so smart?
He always ate brain food!
What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite Beatles song?
The Ghoul on the Hill!
Draw me like one of your French ghouls.
What kind of hotdogs do ghouls like best?
Halloweiners!
What do you say when you see a stunned ghostbuster catch a ghoul?
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.
What do you do with a green ghoul?
Wait until it ripens!
Why did the mummy get a divorce?
His wife was a ghoul-digger who was just after his mummy.
What did the ghoul say to the clown on Halloween?
Tag, you’re it!
What is a ghost's favorite place to work?
Ghoul-gle.
What kind of chocolate do ghouls like?
Hearse-sheys!
What do ghouls eat for supper? Spooketi
What do ghouls drink?
Boos!
Who is a ghoul’s favorite family member?
Mummy!
Why did the ghoul bury the trophy?
Because he wanted it engraved!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite love story?
Romeo and Ghouliet!
What did daddy ghoul say to his youngest son?
Stop ghouling around!
Why did the ghoul eat a light bulb?
Because it wanted a light snack!
How did the monster predict his future?
With the horror-scope!
What did the grandfather ghoul say to his grandson?
You gruesome!
Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
You know why vampires can raise ghouls?
Because they are neck romancers!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?
A hemogoblin.
How do ghouls like their meals?
Runny!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Absolutely terrified!
What a is ghoul’s favorite pet?
Ghoulfish!
Why do ghouls like ice cream?
Because it’s ghoulilicous!
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
Who put the Howl in Halloween?
Not ghouls just the people they ate!
What's the ghoul's favorite sauce?
Grave-y.
What do you get when you cross a ghoul with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot!
What's the slogan for the New York Demon Chomping Advocacy Group?
Gobble the ghoul.
What do ghouls love to eat?
Fettuccini Afraid-o!
Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms?
He was very handy!
What is a ghoul’s favorite snack food?
Ghoul scout cookies!
What kind of ghoul has the best hearing?
The eeriest!
What is a ghoul's favorite soup?
Ghoul-ash.
Did you hear the story of the little ghoul that grew up?
It became a headhunter!
What is a favorite game for ghouls?
Chase!
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