How do ghouls sign off a letter?
Best witches and worm regards.
Why did the ghoul bury the trophy?
Because he wanted it engraved!
What do you do with a green ghoul?
Wait until it ripens!
What's the slogan for the New York Demon Chomping Advocacy Group?
Gobble the ghoul.
What is a ghoul’s favorite snack food?
Ghoul scout cookies!
What did the ghoul say to the clown on Halloween?
Tag, you’re it!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Absolutely terrified!
What do ghouls drink?
Boos!
What do you say when you see a stunned ghostbuster catch a ghoul?
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.
Why do ghouls like ice cream?
Because it’s ghoulilicous!
What kind of chocolate do ghouls like?
Hearse-sheys!
Why did the ghoul eat a light bulb?
Because it wanted a light snack!
What a is ghoul’s favorite pet?
Ghoulfish!
Did you hear the story of the little ghoul that grew up?
It became a headhunter!
What is a favorite game for ghouls?
Chase!
What did the grandfather ghoul say to his grandson?
You gruesome!
What online search engine do spooky monsters use?
Ghoulghoul.
Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
Why are ghouls so healthy?
They always eat fresh food!
What position does a ghoul play on the soccer team?
Ghoulie!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite love story?
Romeo and Ghouliet!
Why did people stop going to the ghoul hospital?
They kept coming out dead!
What is a ghoul's favorite soup?
Ghoul-ash.
What kind of ghoul has the best hearing?
The eeriest!
What does a ghoul say when they wake up?
Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!
How do you shoot a three-headed ghoul?
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Who is a ghoul’s favorite family member?
Mummy!
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
Why was the ghoul so smart?
He always ate brain food!
What do ghouls love to eat?
Fettuccini Afraid-o!
What happens if a big ghoul steps on Batman and Robin?
They become flatman and ribbon!
You know why vampires can raise ghouls?
Because they are neck romancers!
What is a ghost's favorite place to work?
Ghoul-gle.
What do ghouls eat for supper? Spooketi
Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms?
He was very handy!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot!
Why did the mummy get a divorce?
His wife was a ghoul-digger who was just after his mummy.
How do ghouls like their meals?
Runny!
What kind of hotdogs do ghouls like best?
Halloweiners!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite Beatles song?
The Ghoul on the Hill!
What do ghosts and monsters drink after scaring people?
Ghoul-Aid.
Who put the Howl in Halloween?
Not ghouls just the people they ate!
What do ghouls say to each other before heading out for Halloween?
May the ghouls be with you!
What did daddy ghoul say to his youngest son?
Stop ghouling around!
Which monster did the three bears catch sleeping?
Ghouldilocks!
Why did the ghoul become green?
It was sick of eating brains!
How did the monster predict his future?
With the horror-scope!
Draw me like one of your French ghouls.
What does a monster wear when it rains?
His ghoul-oshes!
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
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