How do you greet a five-headed ghoul?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello!
What does a ghoul say when they wake up?
Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!
Why did the mummy get a divorce?
His wife was a ghoul-digger who was just after his mummy.
Who put the Howl in Halloween?
Not ghouls just the people they ate!
Who is a ghoul’s favorite family member?
Mummy!
What do ghosts and monsters drink after scaring people?
Ghoul-Aid.
How do ghouls like their meals?
Absolutely terrified!
Why did the ghoul become green?
It was sick of eating brains!
Draw me like one of your French ghouls.
What happens if a big ghoul steps on Batman and Robin?
They become flatman and ribbon!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot!
What did the ghoul say to the clown on Halloween?
Tag, you’re it!
What's the ghoul's favorite sauce?
Grave-y.
What’s a ghoul’s favorite Beatles song?
The Ghoul on the Hill!
What do ghouls love to eat?
Fettuccini Afraid-o!
Which monster did the three bears catch sleeping?
Ghouldilocks!
What is a ghoul’s favorite snack food?
Ghoul scout cookies!
What do you say when you see a stunned ghostbuster catch a ghoul?
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.
What do ghouls eat for supper? Spooketi
Did you hear the story of the little ghoul that grew up?
It became a headhunter!
Why did the ghoul eat a light bulb?
Because it wanted a light snack!
What do you do with a green ghoul?
Wait until it ripens!
Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms?
He was very handy!
Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
What do ghouls say to each other before heading out for Halloween?
May the ghouls be with you!
How did the monster predict his future?
With the horror-scope!
What online search engine do spooky monsters use?
Ghoulghoul.
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
What’s a ghoul’s favorite love story?
Romeo and Ghouliet!
What's the slogan for the New York Demon Chomping Advocacy Group?
Gobble the ghoul.
What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
You know why vampires can raise ghouls?
Because they are neck romancers!
What is a ghoul's favorite soup?
Ghoul-ash.
What do ghouls and goblins put on their nachos?
Ghost peppers.
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
What do ghouls drink?
Boos!
Why was the ghoul so smart?
He always ate brain food!
Why are ghouls so healthy?
They always eat fresh food!
What position does a ghoul play on the soccer team?
Ghoulie!
What is a ghost's favorite place to work?
Ghoul-gle.
What does a monster wear when it rains?
His ghoul-oshes!
What kind of hotdogs do ghouls like best?
Halloweiners!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Runny!
What did daddy ghoul say to his youngest son?
Stop ghouling around!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?
A hemogoblin.
Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
How do you shoot a three-headed ghoul?
Bang! Bang! Bang!
What a is ghoul’s favorite pet?
Ghoulfish!
Why did the ghoul bury the trophy?
Because he wanted it engraved!
How do ghouls sign off a letter?
Best witches and worm regards.
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