What do ghosts and monsters drink after scaring people?
Ghoul-Aid.
What's the ghoul's favorite sauce?
Grave-y.
What’s a ghoul’s favorite love story?
Romeo and Ghouliet!
What do ghouls say to each other before heading out for Halloween?
May the ghouls be with you!
Why did the mummy get a divorce?
His wife was a ghoul-digger who was just after his mummy.
Why are ghouls so healthy?
They always eat fresh food!
What kind of ghoul has the best hearing?
The eeriest!
What is a favorite game for ghouls?
Chase!
Who is a ghoul’s favorite family member?
Mummy!
What do you do with a green ghoul?
Wait until it ripens!
Draw me like one of your French ghouls.
Did you hear the story of the little ghoul that grew up?
It became a headhunter!
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
What do you get when you cross a ghoul with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot!
Why did people stop going to the ghoul hospital?
They kept coming out dead!
What do ghouls and goblins put on their nachos?
Ghost peppers.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
Why was the ghoul so smart?
He always ate brain food!
What does a monster wear when it rains?
His ghoul-oshes!
What kind of chocolate do ghouls like?
Hearse-sheys!
Why did the ghoul eat a light bulb?
Because it wanted a light snack!
What's the slogan for the New York Demon Chomping Advocacy Group?
Gobble the ghoul.
What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
You know why vampires can raise ghouls?
Because they are neck romancers!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?
A hemogoblin.
Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms?
He was very handy!
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