What does the Ghost say when he sneezes? - Ach-ooooooooooooooooooooo!
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? No haunting license.
A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.
When ghosts visit the seaside, they always get an i-scream.
When the ghost watched a sad movie he started boo-hooing.
How do ghosts find out their future? They read their horror-scopes.
What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces? A toastie ghostie.
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
What kind of writer did the ghost hire to write his biography? A ghostwriter, duh.
What kind of horse does a ghost ride? A nightmare.
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
Why did the Ghost turn down the job? He could not see himself doing it.
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
Why are Ghosts in such good shape? Plenty of exorcise and a good die-t.
What do you do when a ton of ghosts show up at your house? Hope that it’s Halloween!
Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos!
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
What do you call a dull ghost? Boo-ring!
A Ghost walks into a bar. No ones notices.
How does a Ghost say good-bye? - I can’t wait to seance you again.
If you see a ghost, you should always say, 'How do you boo?'
Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man.
A ghost's favourite pie flavour is boo-berry.
Which is a Ghost’s favourite cheese? Ghoul-da Cheese.
Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!
Why do girl ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
Why did the ghost go to the big Labor Day sale? He’s a bargain haunter.
What do Ghosts say when they are impressed? - That was spectre-cular!
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
What do Ghosts suffer from? Saturday fright fever.
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
The ghost was told off when he spook out of turn.
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
What did the ghost teacher say to her class? - Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
I just found out my Husband is a Ghost. I realised the moment he walked through the door.
What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
When the ghost blew his nose, lots of boo-gers came out.