What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
The most useless room in a ghost's home in the living room.
If you see a ghost, you should always say, 'How do you boo?'
What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet? A hole-y terror.
What is a ghost’s favorite carnival ride? The rollerghoster.
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
When the ghost went to a fancy restaurant, he decided to wear a boo-tie.
What sound do you hear when a Ghost explodes? kaBOOm!
What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos!
What do ghosts use to keep their hair in place? Scare-spray!
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
What's a ghost's favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
What do you call a dull ghost? Boo-ring!
What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces? A toastie ghostie.
Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
The comedian ghost had everyone in stitches - he was dead funny.
Why did the Ghost turn down the job? He could not see himself doing it.
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
A Ghost walks into a bar. No ones notices.
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
A ghost's favourite pie flavour is boo-berry.
Why are Ghosts so lonely? They have nobody to lean on.
Why did the Ghosts win the soccer match? They scored more Ghouls.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
Which is a Ghost’s favourite cheese? Ghoul-da Cheese.
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
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