Someone told me, "You are so tall. How did you get inside without hitting your head?" I replied, "The door."
Shaun was playing beach soccer when a couple of tourists made fun of his tall height. I replied, "Can you repeat that again? I couldn't see you behind this tiny grain of sand".
You’re so tall that when you tie your shoes, you accidentally tie the shoelaces together.
A man said, "Hey, what's the weather there?" I said, "If I spit on you, it's going to rain really hard".
"You are so tall that you can touch a flying airplane".
"Wow, I'll alert the media houses at once".
Whats the difference between a clown and a tall person?
Their shoe store.
How to respond if someone jokes about tall people? "Can't you find some new jokes, this one is as old as the dinosaurs".
My relatives said, "You are so tall you don't need a ladder to climb?" I just replied, "How does it feel to hear anything I say after 10 seconds?".
Yo mama so tall she tripped on a rock and hit the moon.
My friend said, "You are so tall that even Shaq is a dwarf to you". So I replied, "The shrimp who is speaking right".
The trainer said, "If you do push-ups, the sun will burn your back". I replied, "You could say I am the first man on the sun!"
Shaun was constantly asked if he played basketball. He now answers back by saying, "Hey, do you play minigolf?"
My aunt once told my sister, "You are so tall that you look like a pine tree". She replied, "At least, I am useful to other people!"
My friend said, "You are like Mount Everest". I replied, "All the mountaineers dream to be on my summit!".
Never get angry if someone makes jokes about your height. Be ready with a comeback like, "My legs are longer than the patience which I have for your jokes".
Once, a guy asked Mike, "How's the weather up there?" He replied, "It's a lot brighter than the IQ which you got down there."
While visiting an airport, my friend asked me to duck when a plane went above our heads.
With a tall friend, you can swim as far as you want in the river for you will be at his hand when in danger.
What if someone made fun of your height? Just reply, "Hey, grab a ladder, climb up it and speak to my face".
What did the tall person say to the short person? What?
"You are so tall that Google Earth is attached on your forehead," a man told me. "I am employed by Google, are you?" I replied.
Villain, I have done thy mother.
One day, a friend said, "You are so tall that you are like a giraffe". I replied, "Animals look up to me!"
A friend told me, "You are so tall that I can never stop seeing you". I replied, "Why would you want to?"
What do tall people and a lamp post have in common? Intelligence.
What’s a tall person’s worst fear? Ceiling fans.
A man once said told Sam that he was a giant. He said, "Hey, say it to my face if you can reach it".
Once, my neighbor told me, "Move, you tree". I sternly replied, "Careful I don't step on you, short person".
Alex said, "You are so tall that your forehead hits the moon". I calmly replied, "At least, I have a crater named after me on the moon".
John commented, "You are so tall that you eat food out of a satellite dish". I replied, "Imagine how fast my internet is!"
Short people say that God only lets people grow until they're perfect. Therefore, short people just didn't take as long as others to reach perfection (ahem, tall people).
Rick was constantly picked on by his friends for being a tall person. One day he just exploded and shouted, "I know I am so tall that it makes all you look like Lilliputs."
I whispered back when someone made fun of my height. When he asked what I said, I replied, "Whatever I said went literally above your head".
What do tall people and chopsticks have in common? They're awkward at the most inopportune moments.
Somebody asked, "Were you always this tall?". So I replied, "Nope, I started short but grew unlike you".
Richard was standing in a queue when a guy took a shot at his height. He said, "Well, at least, us tall people can see till the end of the line".
Yo mama so tall that when I told her to take one step back she went to the other side of the world.
What does a tall person and a burnt out lightbulb have in common? They’re not that bright.
My aunt said, "You are so tall that you created the Mariana Trench!" I replied, "Guess, I will never drown!"
Jack was in the playground when one of his friends asked, "Yo mama so tall did she play basketball?" He replied, "Your mom is so short. Did she scrub floors?"
What’s the difference between a 5 foot-tall person and a 6-foot-tall person? One person has an extra foot of height, and the other has a brain.
It's not tall people's fault they think they're the center of the universe. They just can't see anyone else.
What do you call a tall, attractive person? An evolutionary miracle.
Alex said, "You are so tall that a stadium is a toilet for you". I replied, "Why are you watching me pee?".
Once, Jonas told me, "You are so tall that you can touch the top of the building". I said, "I am 'short' of time right now. Go and bother someone else".
Yo mamma so tall she uses the Empire State Building as a toothpick.
How many tall people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
2. One to get a chair and the other one to call a short person for help.
Someone asked, "Why are you so tall?". I patiently replied, "Hey, it's genetics. Now don't get short on me for your failed genes".
I was once asked as to how I became so tall, so I replied, "I ate giraffe seeds when I was a kid".
Tall people are only good for two things: Laughing at them, and getting things from the top shelf.
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