We all know Albert Einstein was a genius…
But his brother Frank was a monster.
I love making new friends.
That’s why I studied under Dr. Frankenstein.
What tree monster prowls the forest?
Frankenpine.
What did one of Frankenstein’s ears say to the other?
I didn’t know we lived on the same block.
Was there a spark between Frankenstein and his bride?
Yes, he simply couldn’t resistor.
Why is Frankenstein always asking for help?
He’s looking for someone to give him a hand.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster give up boxing?
Because he didn’t want to spoil his looks.
Dr. Frankenstein just placed an order on Amazon.
It wasn't expensive, but I imagine the shipping cost him an arm and a leg.
Why didn’t Dr. Frankenstein ever make a second monster?
Because he just didn’t have the guts to do it again.
How did Dr. Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?
On a piece rate.
Why did Dr. Frankenstein hire Igor as his assistant?
He had a hunch about him.
Sad to hear that Baron von Frankenstein has given up on his dream of being an actor.
He couldn’t get the parts.
What did Dr. Frankenstein say when Pinocchio’s nose grew?
IT’S A LIEEEEE!!
What kind of dog did Frankenstein want for Christmas?
A lab.
Frankenstein's monster and the bride of Frankenstein sit down for dinner
Bride: How come you never help with the dinner
Frankenstein: I did
Bride: How?
Frankenstein: I did the mash...
Bride: Don't you dare
People say Frankenstein’s monster had a temper…
But actually he was surprisingly level-headed.
Why is Frankenstein such good fun?
Because he soon has you in stitches.
Dr. Frankenstein must have been pretty buff.
He was a bodybuilder, after all.
What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.
What is Dr. Frankenstein’s favorite part of a company?
Human resources.
How do you know Frankenstein is tired?
He’s dead on his feet.
How does Frankenstein eat his dinner?
He bolts it down.
How does Frankenstein speak?
Frankly.
How does Frankenstein jump-start his day?
With a shock of lighting.
Frankenstein’s monster was really worried one day.
“Pull yourself together”, said Frankenstein.