People say Frankenstein’s monster had a temper…
But actually he was surprisingly level-headed.
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend.
Frankenstein entered a body-building competition…
And soon found he had seriously misunderstood the objective.
Why is Frankenstein’s monster so popular?
He’s a real people person.
Why was Frankenstein’s monster always being arrested?
He was so easy to charge.
What did one of Frankenstein’s ears say to the other?
I didn’t know we lived on the same block.
Why did Frankenstein turn to solar?
For the free charge.
What did Dr. Frankenstein say when Pinocchio’s nose grew?
IT’S A LIEEEEE!!
Sad to hear that Baron von Frankenstein has given up on his dream of being an actor.
He couldn’t get the parts.
What should you do when you see Frankenstein walking towards you?
Make a bolt for it.
How does Frankenstein speak?
Frankly.
What kind of dog did Frankenstein want for Christmas?
A lab.
What is Dr. Frankenstein’s favorite part of a company?
Human resources.
What do you call it when Dr. Frankenstein makes tea?
A monstrositea.
Was there a spark between Frankenstein and his bride?
Yes, he simply couldn’t resistor.
Frankenstein's monster and the bride of Frankenstein sit down for dinner
Bride: How come you never help with the dinner
Frankenstein: I did
Bride: How?
Frankenstein: I did the mash...
Bride: Don't you dare
How does Frankenstein eat his dinner?
He bolts it down.
Who will Frankenstein’s monster take to the dance?
Any old girl he can dig up.
Why didn’t Dr. Frankenstein ever make a second monster?
Because he just didn’t have the guts to do it again.
What happened when Dr. Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?
He got atomic ache.
People keep asking me why I’m working for Dr. Frankenstein.
I’m just trying to make a living.
How do you know Frankenstein is tired?
He’s dead on his feet.
Dr. Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest invention? It’s a new pill consisting of 50 percent glue and 50 percent aspirin.
Igor: But what is it for?
Dr. Frankenstein: For monsters with splitting headaches.
Why doesn’t Frankenstein go on airplanes?
He can’t get past the airport metal detector.
What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein’s monster?
HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.