What did Dr. Frankenstein say when Pinocchio’s nose grew?
IT’S A LIEEEEE!!
What happened when the ice monster had a furious row with Frankenstein?
He gave him the cold shoulder!
How does Frankenstein jump-start his day?
With a shock of lighting.
Sad to hear that Baron von Frankenstein has given up on his dream of being an actor.
He couldn’t get the parts.
Why is Frankenstein such good fun?
Because he soon has you in stitches.
Frankenstein’s monster was really worried one day.
“Pull yourself together”, said Frankenstein.
Where does a thrifty Frankenstein get his limbs?
At the second-hand store.
What tree monster prowls the forest?
Frankenpine.
Why is Frankenstein’s monster so popular?
He’s a real people person.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster give up boxing?
Because he didn’t want to spoil his looks.
What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein!
How does Frankenstein eat his dinner?
He bolts it down.
Who will Frankenstein’s monster take to the dance?
Any old girl he can dig up.
How does Frankenstein speak?
Frankly.
Why did Frankenstein tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
He didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills!
Dr. Frankenstein must have been pretty buff.
He was a bodybuilder, after all.
What happened when Frankenstein’s monster first met his girlfriend?
It was love at first fright.
What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein’s monster?
HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.
What did Dr.Frankenstein say when his monster spat on him?
It’s saliva!
Why doesn’t Frankenstein go on airplanes?
He can’t get past the airport metal detector.
Did you know Doctor Frankenstein used to be a lonely, lonely man?
Then he learned how to make friends.
Why did Dr. Frankenstein hire Igor as his assistant?
He had a hunch about him.
Why didn’t Dr. Frankenstein ever make a second monster?
Because he just didn’t have the guts to do it again.
Why is Frankenstein always asking for help?
He’s looking for someone to give him a hand.
People say Frankenstein’s monster had a temper…
But actually he was surprisingly level-headed.
What did Frankenstein say when he was struck by lightning?
Great! A jolt to the bolt!
What do you call the Frankenstein of the Gardening world?
An A-botan-ation.
Frankenstein entered a body-building competition…
And soon found he had seriously misunderstood the objective.
What should you do when you see Frankenstein walking towards you?
Make a bolt for it.
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
Which musical group did Frankenstein not like at all?
The Village People.
People keep asking me why I’m working for Dr. Frankenstein.
I’m just trying to make a living.
Dr. Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest invention? It’s a new pill consisting of 50 percent glue and 50 percent aspirin.
Igor: But what is it for?
Dr. Frankenstein: For monsters with splitting headaches.
Was there a spark between Frankenstein and his bride?
Yes, he simply couldn’t resistor.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster go to a psychiatrist?
He thought he had a screw loose.
Why did Frankenstein turn to solar?
For the free charge.
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend.
What did one of Frankenstein’s ears say to the other?
I didn’t know we lived on the same block.
How did Dr. Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?
On a piece rate.
How do you know Frankenstein is tired?
He’s dead on his feet.
Who brings the monsters their babies?
Frankenstork.
Frankenstein's monster and the bride of Frankenstein sit down for dinner
Bride: How come you never help with the dinner
Frankenstein: I did
Bride: How?
Frankenstein: I did the mash...
Bride: Don't you dare
What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.
What kind of dog did Frankenstein want for Christmas?
A lab.
How did Frankenstein know Jesus was coming for a visit?
He used his frankincense.
What’s Frankenstein’s favorite food?
Frankenfurters.
What is Dr. Frankenstein’s favorite part of a company?
Human resources.
What do you call it when Dr. Frankenstein makes tea?
A monstrositea.
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius…
But his brother Frank was a monster.
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
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