What do you call it when Dr. Frankenstein makes tea?
A monstrositea.
What’s Frankenstein’s favorite food?
Frankenfurters.
What did Dr.Frankenstein say when his monster spat on him?
It’s saliva!
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius…
But his brother Frank was a monster.
How did Dr. Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?
On a piece rate.
What did Frankenstein say when he was struck by lightning?
Great! A jolt to the bolt!
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
Why is Frankenstein’s monster so popular?
He’s a real people person.
What happened when Dr. Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?
He got atomic ache.
How does Frankenstein eat his dinner?
He bolts it down.
Sad to hear that Baron von Frankenstein has given up on his dream of being an actor.
He couldn’t get the parts.
What happened when Frankenstein’s monster first met his girlfriend?
It was love at first fright.
Dr. Frankenstein must have been pretty buff.
He was a bodybuilder, after all.
What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein!
Why is Frankenstein such good fun?
Because he soon has you in stitches.
Why doesn’t Frankenstein go on airplanes?
He can’t get past the airport metal detector.
Why was Frankenstein’s monster always being arrested?
He was so easy to charge.
What happened when the ice monster had a furious row with Frankenstein?
He gave him the cold shoulder!
Why didn’t Dr. Frankenstein ever make a second monster?
Because he just didn’t have the guts to do it again.
What kind of dog did Frankenstein want for Christmas?
A lab.
I love making new friends.
That’s why I studied under Dr. Frankenstein.
People keep asking me why I’m working for Dr. Frankenstein.
I’m just trying to make a living.
Frankenstein’s monster was really worried one day.
“Pull yourself together”, said Frankenstein.
Which musical group did Frankenstein not like at all?
The Village People.
What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.
People say Frankenstein’s monster had a temper…
But actually he was surprisingly level-headed.
Why did Dr. Frankenstein hire Igor as his assistant?
He had a hunch about him.
What should you do when you see Frankenstein walking towards you?
Make a bolt for it.
What’s the best time for Frankenstein to go to a party?
Fright now.
What did one of Frankenstein’s ears say to the other?
I didn’t know we lived on the same block.
Did you know Doctor Frankenstein used to be a lonely, lonely man?
Then he learned how to make friends.
Why did Frankenstein tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
He didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills!
Frankenstein entered a body-building competition…
And soon found he had seriously misunderstood the objective.
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
What did Dr. Frankenstein say when Pinocchio’s nose grew?
IT’S A LIEEEEE!!
Who will Frankenstein’s monster take to the dance?
Any old girl he can dig up.
How did Frankenstein know Jesus was coming for a visit?
He used his frankincense.
How does Frankenstein speak?
Frankly.
Frankenstein's monster and the bride of Frankenstein sit down for dinner
Bride: How come you never help with the dinner
Frankenstein: I did
Bride: How?
Frankenstein: I did the mash...
Bride: Don't you dare
Was there a spark between Frankenstein and his bride?
Yes, he simply couldn’t resistor.
Why is Frankenstein always asking for help?
He’s looking for someone to give him a hand.
Dr. Frankenstein just placed an order on Amazon.
It wasn't expensive, but I imagine the shipping cost him an arm and a leg.
What tree monster prowls the forest?
Frankenpine.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster go to a psychiatrist?
He thought he had a screw loose.
What do you call the Frankenstein of the Gardening world?
An A-botan-ation.
How do you know Frankenstein is tired?
He’s dead on his feet.
What is Dr. Frankenstein’s favorite part of a company?
Human resources.
Why did Frankenstein turn to solar?
For the free charge.
What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein’s monster?
HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster give up boxing?
Because he didn’t want to spoil his looks.
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