What do you call it when Dr. Frankenstein makes tea?
A monstrositea.
Why was Frankenstein’s monster always being arrested?
He was so easy to charge.
Which musical group did Frankenstein not like at all?
The Village People.
How does Frankenstein speak?
Frankly.
Dr. Frankenstein must have been pretty buff.
He was a bodybuilder, after all.
Dr. Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest invention? It’s a new pill consisting of 50 percent glue and 50 percent aspirin.
Igor: But what is it for?
Dr. Frankenstein: For monsters with splitting headaches.
What happened when Frankenstein’s monster first met his girlfriend?
It was love at first fright.
Why did Frankenstein tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
He didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills!
Why doesn’t Frankenstein go on airplanes?
He can’t get past the airport metal detector.
Did you know Doctor Frankenstein used to be a lonely, lonely man?
Then he learned how to make friends.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster go to a psychiatrist?
He thought he had a screw loose.
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius…
But his brother Frank was a monster.
Dr. Frankenstein just placed an order on Amazon.
It wasn't expensive, but I imagine the shipping cost him an arm and a leg.
What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.
What happened when Dr. Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?
He got atomic ache.
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend.
Was there a spark between Frankenstein and his bride?
Yes, he simply couldn’t resistor.
Who will Frankenstein’s monster take to the dance?
Any old girl he can dig up.
People say Frankenstein’s monster had a temper…
But actually he was surprisingly level-headed.
People keep asking me why I’m working for Dr. Frankenstein.
I’m just trying to make a living.
What kind of dog did Frankenstein want for Christmas?
A lab.
Why is Frankenstein’s monster so popular?
He’s a real people person.
How does Frankenstein jump-start his day?
With a shock of lighting.
What do you call the Frankenstein of the Gardening world?
An A-botan-ation.
What tree monster prowls the forest?
Frankenpine.
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