What did fog do to make the captain angry? He mist the boat.
I’ve never understood fog machines.
They mystify me to this day.
It was pretty foggy outside today.
I shot an arrow in the air, and it stuck.
Where does fog go to the bathroom?
Anywhere it wants.
I thought I saw some fog yesterday.
But I guess my memory’s a little cloudy.
I tried playing baseball in the fog today.
It was a bit hit and mist.
A guy just walked into my store and bought a bunch of fog machines so I called the cops.
He must belong to an extreme mist organization.
Because it was so foggy at my father’s funeral, he was buried in the wrong plot.
It was a grave mist-stake.
I mist say, this is a pretty bad joke, but it haze potential.
Many people think that when warm droplets of water in the air are rapidly cooled it forms fog.
But it’s actually a common mist-conception.
I got lost in the mist today.
I didn’t have the foggiest idea where I was.
What is fog's favorite drink? Mountain Dew
My wife asked me, “Did you fog up the bathroom mirror again?”
I said, “I don’t see myself doing that.”
I over boiled some venison broth earlier.
It was deerly mist.
There’s an old oak near my house that’s always surrounded by fog.
I don’t know why, it’s a mist tree.
What do you call a negative fog?
A pessimist.
What do you call it when you boil a water buffalo?
A mist steak.
What do you call an English rock band playing in the mist? Foghat.
I tried to catch the fog.
But I mist.
I recently got offered a job studying fog but I turned it down.
Looking back, I now think it was a mist opportunity.
Why was fog kicked off the football team? He mist a field goal.
What did one cloud of fog say to the other?
I don’t know. It’s a mistery.
What’s a bigamist?
It’s what Italians call a thick fog.
A good friend of mine fell into a vaporiser and died.
She is sadly mist.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
My glasses may be fogged up, but don’t worry I’ll be fine.
I’m optimistic!
What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?
A mist conception.
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