What did one cloud of fog say to the other?
I don’t know. It’s a mistery.
I over boiled some venison broth earlier.
It was deerly mist.
I tried playing baseball in the fog today.
It was a bit hit and mist.
It was pretty foggy outside today.
I shot an arrow in the air, and it stuck.
I’ve never understood fog machines.
They mystify me to this day.
My glasses may be fogged up, but don’t worry I’ll be fine.
I’m optimistic!
Many people think that when warm droplets of water in the air are rapidly cooled it forms fog.
But it’s actually a common mist-conception.
My wife asked me, “Did you fog up the bathroom mirror again?”
I said, “I don’t see myself doing that.”
What do you call a negative fog?
A pessimist.
I tried to catch the fog.
But I mist.
Where does fog go to the bathroom?
Anywhere it wants.
Because it was so foggy at my father’s funeral, he was buried in the wrong plot.
It was a grave mist-stake.
What do you call it when you boil a water buffalo?
A mist steak.
What did fog do to make the captain angry? He mist the boat.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
What do you call an English rock band playing in the mist? Foghat.
What’s a bigamist?
It’s what Italians call a thick fog.
A guy just walked into my store and bought a bunch of fog machines so I called the cops.
He must belong to an extreme mist organization.
There’s an old oak near my house that’s always surrounded by fog.
I don’t know why, it’s a mist tree.
What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?
A mist conception.
Why was fog kicked off the football team? He mist a field goal.
I thought I saw some fog yesterday.
But I guess my memory’s a little cloudy.
A good friend of mine fell into a vaporiser and died.
She is sadly mist.
I recently got offered a job studying fog but I turned it down.
Looking back, I now think it was a mist opportunity.
I mist say, this is a pretty bad joke, but it haze potential.
I got lost in the mist today.
I didn’t have the foggiest idea where I was.
What is fog's favorite drink? Mountain Dew
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