A good friend of mine fell into a vaporiser and died.
She is sadly mist.
I tried playing baseball in the fog today.
It was a bit hit and mist.
It was pretty foggy outside today.
I shot an arrow in the air, and it stuck.
My glasses may be fogged up, but don’t worry I’ll be fine.
I’m optimistic!
What do you call an English rock band playing in the mist? Foghat.
Where does fog go to the bathroom?
Anywhere it wants.
What do you call a negative fog?
A pessimist.
What did fog do to make the captain angry? He mist the boat.
Because it was so foggy at my father’s funeral, he was buried in the wrong plot.
It was a grave mist-stake.
I mist say, this is a pretty bad joke, but it haze potential.
My wife asked me, “Did you fog up the bathroom mirror again?”
I said, “I don’t see myself doing that.”
I thought I saw some fog yesterday.
But I guess my memory’s a little cloudy.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
Why was fog kicked off the football team? He mist a field goal.
There’s an old oak near my house that’s always surrounded by fog.
I don’t know why, it’s a mist tree.
What do you call it when you boil a water buffalo?
A mist steak.
I tried to catch the fog.
But I mist.
I’ve never understood fog machines.
They mystify me to this day.
A guy just walked into my store and bought a bunch of fog machines so I called the cops.
He must belong to an extreme mist organization.
What did one cloud of fog say to the other?
I don’t know. It’s a mistery.
What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?
A mist conception.
What’s a bigamist?
It’s what Italians call a thick fog.
I recently got offered a job studying fog but I turned it down.
Looking back, I now think it was a mist opportunity.
Many people think that when warm droplets of water in the air are rapidly cooled it forms fog.
But it’s actually a common mist-conception.
I got lost in the mist today.
I didn’t have the foggiest idea where I was.
What is fog's favorite drink? Mountain Dew
I over boiled some venison broth earlier.
It was deerly mist.
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