RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
What do you call an English rock band playing in the mist? Foghat.
My wife asked me, “Did you fog up the bathroom mirror again?”
I said, “I don’t see myself doing that.”
What did one cloud of fog say to the other?
I don’t know. It’s a mistery.
There’s an old oak near my house that’s always surrounded by fog.
I don’t know why, it’s a mist tree.
What do you call a negative fog?
A pessimist.
I got lost in the mist today.
I didn’t have the foggiest idea where I was.
What is fog's favorite drink? Mountain Dew
What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?
A mist conception.
It was pretty foggy outside today.
I shot an arrow in the air, and it stuck.
Where does fog go to the bathroom?
Anywhere it wants.
What’s a bigamist?
It’s what Italians call a thick fog.
I recently got offered a job studying fog but I turned it down.
Looking back, I now think it was a mist opportunity.
Why was fog kicked off the football team? He mist a field goal.
I tried to catch the fog.
But I mist.
I mist say, this is a pretty bad joke, but it haze potential.
My glasses may be fogged up, but don’t worry I’ll be fine.
I’m optimistic!
What do you call it when you boil a water buffalo?
A mist steak.
I’ve never understood fog machines.
They mystify me to this day.
I over boiled some venison broth earlier.
It was deerly mist.
I tried playing baseball in the fog today.
It was a bit hit and mist.
I thought I saw some fog yesterday.
But I guess my memory’s a little cloudy.
A guy just walked into my store and bought a bunch of fog machines so I called the cops.
He must belong to an extreme mist organization.
What did fog do to make the captain angry? He mist the boat.
Many people think that when warm droplets of water in the air are rapidly cooled it forms fog.
But it’s actually a common mist-conception.
A good friend of mine fell into a vaporiser and died.
She is sadly mist.
Because it was so foggy at my father’s funeral, he was buried in the wrong plot.
It was a grave mist-stake.
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