Everyone knows The Beatles, but do you know The Laundry Beatles?
It's members are Paul McCottoney, John Linen, Ringo Starch ... And George Harrison.
What did the black pepper say to his wife after coming out of the grinder?
"Don't worry. I'm fine."
Apparently adding a fireplace to your home is the hot new trend...
...and chimney installations are through the roof!
We ran out of laundry detergent today and had to open up a new one.
It was a changing of the Tide.
My friend asked me why I was wearing a lamp shade over my face.
I replied, "I am feeling light headed."
I didn't know if I could crawl through heating vents to escape from prison...
After I duct, I found I conduit!
Two TV antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married...
The ceremony was boring but the reception was brilliant.
Why is the air conditioner repairman the life of the party?
It’s not cool until he arrives.
Today I found out my toaster isn't waterproof
I was shocked.
I finally managed to get rid of that nasty electrical charge I’ve been carrying. I’m ex-static!
I went to shop for a toaster. The sailsman showed me all the fancy features.
I said "wow, that's cool!"
And he replied, "Sorry ma'am,it can only warm"
You’re a unit of electrical energy, Harry.” I’m a watt?”
How did the pizza escape the oven?
Through the dough!
What does a four-wheeled vehicle and a television have in common?
They’re both ATV
My favorite crime TV show has a duck as the main character.
He always quacks the case.
I put some bread in the toaster this morning, but it never popped up again
I think it might be comatoast.
Invest in grills!
They're hot steakholders!
My friend keeps the toaster on the lowest setting
I suspect he's got black toast intolerance
What do you call a bad electrician? A shock absorber!
What's the opposite of a microwave?
A Tsunami.
Why did the monk meditate with a light bulb? He hoped it would help him to reach enlightenment.”
Got into my car and realized my wife had shut off all the A/C vents.
Definitely not cool.
What is an energy provider’s favorite dance?
The electric slide.
My wife says she's divorcing me because of my obsession with television dramas.
But will she leave me...?
Find out next week.
A wind turbine saw a solar panel at an energy convention. He leaned in and shouted, Hey, I’m a big fan!”
Air conditioner technicians...
love to vent about their job in order to cool off.
What did the sad lamp say when plugged in?
"I finally feel better now that I’ve got an emotional outlet."
What do you call an ironing board that makes your clothes more wrinkly?
An irony board.
What do you call a catholic toaster strudel?
A pope tart.
I was opening up all the vents in our house. My wife didn't understand why.
"You may think that's eVENTfull. You'll undestand why I do this eVENTually"
What penalty in hockey uses the most amount of energy? A power play.”
Laundry puns?
I got loads of them.
Today, I changed a light bulb, crossed a street, and walked into a bar.
My life is a joke.
Why did the lights go out? Because they liked each other!”
What did the light bulb say to the electric generator? ‘You spark up my life!”
Refrigerators look kinda boring.
But actually they're pretty cool
At what point will you love to change your bulbs the most?
When sparks fly.
I was pretty mad when the air conditioner stopped working...
I lost my cool.
Did you hear about the abusive flashlight? It was charged with battery.
How does a dog stop a TV show?
He presses paws!
I just built a car out of a washing machine.
I’ll be taking it for a spin later.
It’s crazy that Dubai doesn’t show The Flintstones on TV...
But Abu Dhabi Do!
What is the most desirable kitchen appliance?
A hot plate.
My roommate keeps taking my water bottle out of the refrigerator.
It's not cool man.
What is a Jedi electrician’s favorite tool? His lightsaber”
Wife told me that our juicer draws a lot of power.
I explained to her that it takes lot of juice to juice the juicer.
What do you call someone that's always stealing your heat?
A brrrglar!
After buying grocers, I sat on the San Francisco pier and pondered life. My laundry detergent tipped over...
Now I’m sittin on the dock of a bay, watching my Tide roll away.
I bought you a refrigirator.
I can't wait to see your face light up as you open it.
A good air conditioner is worth its weight in cold.
Go to BabaMail
