My friend built an aromatherapy vaporiser with a built-in brain scanner
Seems a bit out there, but makes scents when you think about it.
How do you mess up a brain, on paper?
With a few strokes.
Which cranial nerve would be right at home in a well-known city in Nevada?
The vagus nerve.
What does a brain do when it sees a friend across the street?
Gives a brain wave.
Keeping tropical fish in your home has a calming effect on the brain
because of the indoor fins.
How did the mother know her child would become a neuroanatomist?
He was constantly staining stuff.
What is a sleeping brain's favorite musical group (rock band)?
REM.
What did the angry brain say to the nociceptor?
"You're a real pain."
What do you call a skull without 86 billion neurons?
A no brainer.
Have you heard about the guy who made a bomb out of a brain?
It was pretty mindblowing.
What do you get when you cross a thought with a light bulb?
A bright idea.
Why was the neuron sent to the principal's office?
It had trouble controlling its impulses.
Why were the two retinas such good friends?
They always saw eye-to-eye.
Where are neurons put in jail when they commit a crime?
A nerve cell.
What type of photos do neurons post to Facebook?
Cellfies.
When does it rain brains?
During a brain storm.
Where does a brain go on vacation?
To a hippo camp us.
What do you get when you cross a "bad idea for using fur" with 86 billion neurons?
A hare-brained idea.
What is a good pick-up line an axon terminal can use on a dendrite?
"Let's connect."
What do neurons do on their birthdays?
They cell-ebrate
The brain is an amazing organ
it really makes you think.
What is a neuroscientist's favorite type of dog?
A labratory retriever.
What do you call the shirt a neurosurgeon wears to every brain surgery?
His specialty.
If your dog was a neurologist, what would it do all day?
Perform PET scans.
My hypochondriac brother just told me he thinks he's got a brain tumor.
I told him not to worry, it's probably all in his head.
Why were the axons bothered by myelin?
It was getting on their nerves.
Why do action potentials make good volleyball players?
They are always spiking.
An action potential takes the train to school. What is the name of the train station where it gets off for school?
Axon terminal.
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