A brain aneurysm would be swell.
What do neurons do on their birthdays?
They cell-ebrate
What did the mother brain say to her oldest child when it was bothering her youngest child?
It didn't want to get brain-washed.
When does a brain get afraid?
When it loses its nerve.
Where does a neuron keep its money?
In a brain bank.
How does the spinal cord hammer a nail into a wall?
With a series of spinal taps.
Did you know there's a college in the brain for hippopotami?
It's called the Hippocampus.
If some of Fred Flintstone's neurotransmitters could talk, what would they say?
"Gaba-Daba-Do!"
What did the axon terminal say to the receptor when they broke up?
I need my space.
Why was the neuron sent to the principal's office?
It had trouble controlling its impulses.
If your dog was a neurologist, what would it do all day?
Perform PET scans.
What does a brain do when it sees a friend across the street?
Gives a brain wave.
I had a dream I was looking for my brain
But it was all in my head.
Why can't a brain be 12 inches long?
Becuase then it would be a foot.
Why are sponges and brains similar?
They both like to soak up "material"
What did the angry brain say to the nociceptor?
"You're a real pain."
Why do mummies like myelin?
Because of all the wrapping.
What do you call a skull without 86 billion neurons?
A no brainer.
Why were the axons bothered by myelin?
It was getting on their nerves.
Why did the action potential cross the optic chiasm?
To get to the other side.
What is a sleeping brain's favorite musical group (rock band)?
REM.
What is a brain's favorite kind of boat?
A cranial blood vessel.
Which cranial nerve would be right at home in a well-known city in Nevada?
The vagus nerve.
How do you decide whether to be a Brain Surgeon or a Novelist?
You flip a coin. It’ll land on heads or tales.
There's a microchip you can transplant into your brain to boost your memory
You should keep that in mind.
What do neurons use to talk to each other?
Cellular phones.
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What part of the brain deals with knowledge about plants?
The treefrontal cortex.
I highly encourage you to have more brain farts
It develops mental fartitude.
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