What street does the hippocampus live on?
Memory lane.
Why didn't the brain want to take a bath?
Why did the neuron like to sleep in the top bunk bed?
It wanted to have a high resting potential.
What did the stimulus do to the neuron after they got married?
Carried it over the threshold.
What did the mother brain say to her oldest child when it was bothering her youngest child?
It didn't want to get brain-washed.
What does the visual system use to play basketball?
Eyeballs.
If your dog was a neurologist, what would it do all day?
Perform PET scans.
What is a sleeping brain's favorite musical group (rock band)?
REM.
Did you know that a Squid’s esophagus goes through its brain?
Food for thought, isn’t it?
I was doing brain surgery to a patient the other day
He was rather open-minded if you ask me.
What did the right hemisphere say to the left hemisphere when they could not agree on anything?
Let's split.
Did you know there's a college in the brain for hippopotami?
It's called the Hippocampus.
My hypochondriac brother just told me he thinks he's got a brain tumor.
I told him not to worry, it's probably all in his head.
Why are neuroanatomy classes the smartest?
They have lots of brains.
Where do brains go for vacation in Massachusetts?
Braintree, MA
Why did the action potential cross the optic chiasm?
To get to the other side.
Why did the brain go into a group of trees to sleep?
For rest. (forest)
A friend of mine lost the right side of of his brain in a car accident, but he wouldn’t stop drinking and driving.
No one in their right mind would do that.
What did the axon terminal say to the receptor when they broke up?
I need my space.
What do you call a hat for the brain?
A thinking cap.
What do you call a group of brains who form a singing group at school?
A glia club.
What does a zombie say as he squishes your brains between his fingers?
Got your knows.
An action potential takes the train to school. What is the name of the train station where it gets off for school?
Axon terminal.
What part of the brain deals with knowledge about plants?
The treefrontal cortex.
Why were the two retinas such good friends?
They always saw eye-to-eye.
What reassuring advice did the meninges give to the brain?
"Don't worry, I've got you covered."
Why are sponges and brains similar?
They both like to soak up "material"
What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?
They will give you a piece of your mind.
What is the name of the Hollywood movie that stars an "outlaw" brain and an "outlaw" woman on a road trip?
Thalamus and Louise.
What is the brain's favorite television channel?
The Neural Network.
Why do brain cells grown in a dish attend the ballet and opera?
Because they are very cultured.
What are the magic words for a brainy magician?
Hocus sulcus.
I had a dream I was looking for my brain
But it was all in my head.
If some of Fred Flintstone's neurotransmitters could talk, what would they say?
"Gaba-Daba-Do!"
What do you get when you cross a "bad idea for using fur" with 86 billion neurons?
A hare-brained idea.
What is a myelinated neuron's favorite type of music?
Wrap music.
I didn't want to have brain surgery but I had to.
I guess it changed my mind.
When does it rain brains?
During a brain storm.
What did parietal say to frontal?
"I lobe you."
Why can't a brain be 12 inches long?
Becuase then it would be a foot.
What type of photos do neurons post to Facebook?
Cellfies.
What do neurons use to talk to each other?
Cellular phones.
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What did the brain say after it got an electrical shock?
"This was a stimulating experience."
What do you call glia when it is happy?
Smyelin.
Why do mummies like myelin?
Because of all the wrapping.
Have you heard about the guy who made a bomb out of a brain?
It was pretty mindblowing.
What do you call a skull without 86 billion neurons?
A no brainer.
happens when you bother the parietal lobe?
It gets very touchy.
Why is the left cerebral cortex always wrong?
Because it was never in the rgiht.
What do you call the shirt a neurosurgeon wears to every brain surgery?
His specialty.
There's a microchip you can transplant into your brain to boost your memory
You should keep that in mind.
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