What do you call a group of arms?
An army.
If some of Fred Flintstone's neurotransmitters could talk, what would they say?
"Gaba-Daba-Do!"
Why did the blood sucking insect learn Latin?
It wanted to be a Roman-tic
Why were the two retinas such good friends?
They always saw eye-to-eye.
An action potential takes the train to school. What is the name of the train station where it gets off for school?
Axon terminal.
What's a skeletons favorite activity?
Boning.
I have a heart-on for you.
Saw my dad outside with a tv antenna on his head
When I asked him why, he said he was trying to get more in tune with nature.
What do Mexicans wear on their heads in the pool?
Swimbreros.
How many bones are in the human hand?
A handful of them.
Cutting my arms was the best descision I've ever made
Hands down.
What can't cows stand on their hind legs?
Because they lactose.
My cranium is empty. I'm running bone-dry here.
What do you call a skeleton who lies?
A phoney-ba-boney.
Why couldn’t the skeleton get out of bed?
He was bone tired.
That girl must be a premature contraction as she makes my heart skip a beat.
Why are sponges and brains similar?
They both like to soak up "material"
Grandpa died because we couldn’t figure out his blood type.
At least he told us to be positive.
You wanna know the way to my heart?
A scalpel and a bone saw.
The nurse made my heart skip a beat
It was fine after she plugged the life support back in.
What happens if you break the brain scanner?
"Do you play the trom-bone?"
I was terrified by the results of my blood test
But my doctor just said B positive
The guy who invented the watch must have had a lot of time on his hands
Donating blood can be A-positive experience
But sometimes it can B-negative.
This year, my brain and my heart are Valentines to each other.
Have you heard about the guy who made a bomb out of a brain?
It was pretty mindblowing.
Why do mummies like myelin?
Because of all the wrapping.
Honey! I know this can be a bit cheesy, but you will always have a big pizza my heart.
I lost my memory after getting hit on the head by a boomerang.
It's all coming back to me now.
You’re my sweetheart, and I’m so pumped about that.
Why does the spinal cord belong in the brass section of an orchestra?
Because of its dorsal and ventral horns.
I had a birth defect where they had to relocate my heart
I guess you could say my heart wasn't in the right place.
How does the spinal cord hammer a nail into a wall?
With a series of spinal taps.
Sigmund Freud used to always wear a piece of jewelry on his wrist...
It was an id bracelet.
My dad just told me something that sent a chill down my spine.
He said, “I’m turning off the heating.”
When it came to tilling his garden by hand, he put a lot of heart into it.
He was gung hoe.
Dogs can't see your bones.
But catscan.
What is the name of the Hollywood movie that stars an "outlaw" brain and an "outlaw" woman on a road trip?
Thalamus and Louise.
How did the mother know her child would become a neuroanatomist?
He was constantly staining stuff.
What did the stimulus do to the neuron after they got married?
Carried it over the threshold.
My favourite jokes are skeleton puns
Why? I find them humorous.
I think I'm going to remove my spine.
It's only holding me back.
I'm glad I have my 2nd Amendment right to bear arms.
Otherwise, I'd have been amputated at birth.
Why are neuroanatomy classes the smartest?
They have lots of brains.
Guy walks into a tailor shop to pick up his suit. The tailor hands him a jacket and pair of pants. The guy says “But I had a 3-piece suit.”
Tailor says “The vest is yet to come.”
What is a neuroscientist's favorite type of dog?
A labratory retriever.
I gave my heart to a girl from Great Britain.
She turns around and Brexit into a million pieces.
Where do skeletons go hang out at night?
Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.
One day, I looked to my spine and said
Thanks for all the support! Thanks to you we've grown to new heights.
Go to BabaMail
