When it came to tilling his garden by hand, he put a lot of heart into it.
He was gung hoe.
Bonnie Tyler has released a video all about cardiology.
It’s totally clips of the heart.
What do you get when you cross a thought with a light bulb?
A bright idea.
This year, my brain and my heart are Valentines to each other.
Where does a neuron keep its money?
In a brain bank.
I had to give an impromptu speech on a piece of cloth that encircles the wrist...
I spoke off the cuff on the cuff.
I think I'm going to remove my spine.
It's only holding me back.
There’s a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run
Why did the thief cut the legs off his bed?
Because he needed to lie low.
I lost my memory after getting hit on the head by a boomerang.
It's all coming back to me now.
What is a neuron's favorite television channel?
The Ion Channel
The real reason humans have wrinkly brains?
We've been in the gene pool too long.
Why didn’t the skeleton scare the trick-or-treaters on Halloween?
He didn’t have the heart.
A man with spine cancer walks up to his friend
His friend notices that the man is holding his back while walking up to him
His friend asks "What's wrong?".
The man says "My back is killing me".
I can't stand when people kick me in the back of the leg.
Why were the axons bothered by myelin?
It was getting on their nerves.
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!
I used to get heartburn when I ate birthday cake until a doctor advised me to take the candles off first.
I was doing brain surgery to a patient the other day
He was rather open-minded if you ask me.
What did the stimulus do to the neuron after they got married?
Carried it over the threshold.
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