If you go to a beach and you can see through it, you could say the coast is clear.
I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
If there's a will, there's a wave.
Water you doing?
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
Sea you at the beach.
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
What do you call a boy swimming at the beach?
Buoyancy.
That crazy little sun of a beach.
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel.
What happens when you go to the beach in hell?
You get a SaTan.
I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach.
But he was pretty shore.
Beach, please.
Life's a beach. Enjoy the waves.
What do you call dumb jokes at the beach?
Comic sands.
Feeling fintastic.
Tis the sea-sun.
Don't get tide down.
What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
Sandy eggo.
I used to search for clams on the beach
But then I pulled a mussel.
What do you call a Grizzly at a nude beach?
Bear Naked.
I can sea clearly now.
What do Ents wear to the beach?
Sandalwood.
What do they use to get a tan?
Palm oil.
eople say they never get hungry at the beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.
Girls just wanna have sun.
Love the beach. Can I be any more Pacific?
Please excuse my resting beach face.
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