eople say they never get hungry at the beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
That crazy little sun of a beach.
I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
Girls just wanna have sun.
Please excuse my resting beach face.
Beach you to it.
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
Sandy eggo.
Son: “Hey Dad, can we go to the beach?”
Dad: “Shore?”
The ocean made me salty.
How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
Because he has sesame seed buns.
Tis the sea-sun.
Beach, please.
Shell yeah.
Why was the bucket so embarrassed at the beach?
Because of how pail it was.
Avoid pier pressure.
I used to search for clams on the beach
But then I pulled a mussel.
If you go to a beach and you can see through it, you could say the coast is clear.
Don't get tide down.
My wife refused to go to a nude beach with me
I can't believe she is so clothes-minded.
What do you call dumb jokes at the beach?
Comic sands.
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
Sea you at the beach.
What do Ents wear to the beach?
Sandalwood.
What do they use to get a tan?
Palm oil.
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
Whale, hello there.
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