Don't get tide down.
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
What do you call dumb jokes at the beach?
Comic sands.
Beach, please.
Lost at sea? I'm not shore.
Shell yeah.
Whale, hello there.
What do Ents wear to the beach?
Sandalwood.
What do they use to get a tan?
Palm oil.
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel.
Life's a beach. Enjoy the waves.
Son: “Hey Dad, can we go to the beach?”
Dad: “Shore?”
What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
Sandy eggo.
Beach you to it.
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
Tis the sea-sun.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
Avoid pier pressure.
My sister said I would never be able to make a beach pun.
Is seashore about that?
Feeling fintastic.
I can sea clearly now.
Sea you at the beach.
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
Water you doing?
Please excuse my resting beach face.
That crazy little sun of a beach.
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
The bartender asks one of The Beach Boys what they’d like, so he looks back to his friends
“Get a round?” “Round?” “Round?” “I’ll get a round!”
What happens when you go to the beach in hell?
You get a SaTan.
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