Tis the sea-sun.
What do you call dumb jokes at the beach?
Comic sands.
Shell yeah.
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
If there's a will, there's a wave.
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
Love the beach. Can I be any more Pacific?
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
If you go to a beach and you can see through it, you could say the coast is clear.
Avoid pier pressure.
How do you wash clothes at the beach?
With Tide.
Tropic like it's hot.
I used to search for clams on the beach
But then I pulled a mussel.
Life's a beach. Enjoy the waves.
I can sea clearly now.
Why don’t elephants go to the beach?
Because their trunks always fall down.
The ocean made me salty.
What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
Sandy eggo.
What do you call a boy swimming at the beach?
Buoyancy.
Are you squiding me right now?
The bartender asks one of The Beach Boys what they’d like, so he looks back to his friends
“Get a round?” “Round?” “Round?” “I’ll get a round!”
Sea you at the beach.
A cowboy and a Mexican were walking side-by-side by a beach in Mexico. The Cowboy asked to the Mexican if the Gulf of Mexico was an ocean.
"Sea, Señor," replied the Mexican.
I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
Because he has sesame seed buns.
What book of the bible do you read on a beach?
The book of psalms trees.
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