What do you call a boy swimming at the beach?
Buoyancy.
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
Why was the bucket so embarrassed at the beach?
Because of how pail it was.
Tis the sea-sun.
What do you call a Grizzly at a nude beach?
Bear Naked.
I can sea clearly now.
eople say they never get hungry at the beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.
Son: “Hey Dad, can we go to the beach?”
Dad: “Shore?”
Are you squiding me right now?
Shell yeah.
What happens when you go to the beach in hell?
You get a SaTan.
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
Beach, please.
How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
Because he has sesame seed buns.
They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
Why don’t elephants go to the beach?
Because their trunks always fall down.
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
Life's a beach. Enjoy the waves.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
Girls just wanna have sun.
Feeling fintastic.
I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach.
But he was pretty shore.
A cowboy and a Mexican were walking side-by-side by a beach in Mexico. The Cowboy asked to the Mexican if the Gulf of Mexico was an ocean.
"Sea, Señor," replied the Mexican.
Please excuse my resting beach face.
If there's a will, there's a wave.
What do you call someone with Yellow hair on the beach?
A beach blond.
Love the beach. Can I be any more Pacific?
Seas the day.
Go to BabaMail
