Please excuse my resting beach face.
My sister said I would never be able to make a beach pun.
Is seashore about that?
Sea you at the beach.
Girls just wanna have sun.
How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
Because he has sesame seed buns.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
Shell yeah.
Son: “Hey Dad, can we go to the beach?”
Dad: “Shore?”
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel.
That crazy little sun of a beach.
Seas the day.
The ocean made me salty.
I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
What book of the bible do you read on a beach?
The book of psalms trees.
Don't get tide down.
I can sea clearly now.
eople say they never get hungry at the beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
What do you call a Grizzly at a nude beach?
Bear Naked.
Life's a beach. Enjoy the waves.
The bartender asks one of The Beach Boys what they’d like, so he looks back to his friends
“Get a round?” “Round?” “Round?” “I’ll get a round!”
How do you wash clothes at the beach?
With Tide.
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
My wife refused to go to a nude beach with me
I can't believe she is so clothes-minded.
Tropic like it's hot.
I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
Beach, please.
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