Beach, please.
I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
I used to search for clams on the beach
But then I pulled a mussel.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
eople say they never get hungry at the beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.
How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
Because he has sesame seed buns.
What do you call someone with Yellow hair on the beach?
A beach blond.
Tis the sea-sun.
What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
Sandy eggo.
Please excuse my resting beach face.
Tropic like it's hot.
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel.
Love the beach. Can I be any more Pacific?
If you go to a beach and you can see through it, you could say the coast is clear.
My sister said I would never be able to make a beach pun.
Is seashore about that?
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
What book of the bible do you read on a beach?
The book of psalms trees.
I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach.
But he was pretty shore.
What happens when you go to the beach in hell?
You get a SaTan.
Why don’t elephants go to the beach?
Because their trunks always fall down.
Sorry, I'm octopied.
Beach you to it.
What do you call dumb jokes at the beach?
Comic sands.
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
Are you squiding me right now?
Water you doing?
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