Water you doing?
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
Feeling fintastic.
Why don’t elephants go to the beach?
Because their trunks always fall down.
How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
Because he has sesame seed buns.
Shell yeah.
I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
Beach, please.
What do you call someone with Yellow hair on the beach?
A beach blond.
What do you call a Grizzly at a nude beach?
Bear Naked.
What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
Sandy eggo.
I can sea clearly now.
Beach you to it.
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel.
What do you call a boy swimming at the beach?
Buoyancy.
Girls just wanna have sun.
eople say they never get hungry at the beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.
I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
I used to search for clams on the beach
But then I pulled a mussel.
Why was the bucket so embarrassed at the beach?
Because of how pail it was.
Tropic like it's hot.
What do Ents wear to the beach?
Sandalwood.
What do they use to get a tan?
Palm oil.
How do you wash clothes at the beach?
With Tide.
Don't get tide down.
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
A cowboy and a Mexican were walking side-by-side by a beach in Mexico. The Cowboy asked to the Mexican if the Gulf of Mexico was an ocean.
"Sea, Señor," replied the Mexican.
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
What happens when you go to the beach in hell?
You get a SaTan.
I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach.
But he was pretty shore.
Please excuse my resting beach face.
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
Avoid pier pressure.
They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
Are you squiding me right now?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
What do you call dumb jokes at the beach?
Comic sands.
Whale, hello there.
Sea you at the beach.
The ocean made me salty.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
Lost at sea? I'm not shore.
Sorry, I'm octopied.
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
Life's a beach. Enjoy the waves.
Tis the sea-sun.
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
That crazy little sun of a beach.
The bartender asks one of The Beach Boys what they’d like, so he looks back to his friends
“Get a round?” “Round?” “Round?” “I’ll get a round!”
What book of the bible do you read on a beach?
The book of psalms trees.