I can sea clearly now.
Tis the sea-sun.
Avoid pier pressure.
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel.
I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
eople say they never get hungry at the beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.
Don't get tide down.
My wife refused to go to a nude beach with me
I can't believe she is so clothes-minded.
Feeling fintastic.
Seas the day.
Beach, please.
What do you call a Grizzly at a nude beach?
Bear Naked.
That crazy little sun of a beach.
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
Sandy eggo.
I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
Tropic like it's hot.
Beach you to it.
They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
What do Ents wear to the beach?
Sandalwood.
What do they use to get a tan?
Palm oil.
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
Please excuse my resting beach face.
How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
Because he has sesame seed buns.
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
The ocean made me salty.
I used to search for clams on the beach
But then I pulled a mussel.
Are you squiding me right now?
If you go to a beach and you can see through it, you could say the coast is clear.
Sea you at the beach.
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
Why don’t elephants go to the beach?
Because their trunks always fall down.
Water you doing?
Son: “Hey Dad, can we go to the beach?”
Dad: “Shore?”
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
Girls just wanna have sun.
Life's a beach. Enjoy the waves.
What do you call dumb jokes at the beach?
Comic sands.
What book of the bible do you read on a beach?
The book of psalms trees.
Salty but sweet.
Lost at sea? I'm not shore.
The bartender asks one of The Beach Boys what they’d like, so he looks back to his friends
“Get a round?” “Round?” “Round?” “I’ll get a round!”
My sister said I would never be able to make a beach pun.
Is seashore about that?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
Whale, hello there.
Sorry, I'm octopied.
If there's a will, there's a wave.
Shell yeah.
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