What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
Please excuse my resting beach face.
What book of the bible do you read on a beach?
The book of psalms trees.
What do you call dumb jokes at the beach?
Comic sands.
My sister said I would never be able to make a beach pun.
Is seashore about that?
Shell yeah.
If there's a will, there's a wave.
How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
Because he has sesame seed buns.
Son: “Hey Dad, can we go to the beach?”
Dad: “Shore?”
My wife refused to go to a nude beach with me
I can't believe she is so clothes-minded.
Feeling fintastic.
I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
Sorry, I'm octopied.
How do you wash clothes at the beach?
With Tide.
That crazy little sun of a beach.
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
I used to search for clams on the beach
But then I pulled a mussel.
I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
Lost at sea? I'm not shore.
A cowboy and a Mexican were walking side-by-side by a beach in Mexico. The Cowboy asked to the Mexican if the Gulf of Mexico was an ocean.
"Sea, Señor," replied the Mexican.
What do you call a boy swimming at the beach?
Buoyancy.
Salty but sweet.
Tropic like it's hot.
What do Ents wear to the beach?
Sandalwood.
What do they use to get a tan?
Palm oil.
What do you call someone with Yellow hair on the beach?
A beach blond.
Girls just wanna have sun.
Sea you at the beach.
Life's a beach. Enjoy the waves.
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel.
The bartender asks one of The Beach Boys what they’d like, so he looks back to his friends
“Get a round?” “Round?” “Round?” “I’ll get a round!”
What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
Sandy eggo.
Beach you to it.
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
Tis the sea-sun.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
eople say they never get hungry at the beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
Beach, please.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
Why don’t elephants go to the beach?
Because their trunks always fall down.
Seas the day.
If you go to a beach and you can see through it, you could say the coast is clear.
Why was the bucket so embarrassed at the beach?
Because of how pail it was.
I can sea clearly now.
The ocean made me salty.
Avoid pier pressure.
I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach.
But he was pretty shore.
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