Are you still wondering why the basketball player could listen to his music? Don’t you know he broke a record!
The basketball player sat on the sideline and began sketching pictures of chickens. He was learning how to draw fowls.
The judge sentenced the basketball player to life imprisonment because he shot the ball.
Scrambled eggs are similar to a losing basketball team because both are beaten.
If you want a loyal marriage, get hitched to a basketball player. He will never pass you, rather he will keep you all to himself.
Which basketball team is the favorite at the North Pole?
The New York Old Saint Knicks.
What do you call a basketball team that cries after they lose the game?
A bawl club.
Which violation do ghosts get called for the most in basketball?
Ghoul tending.
You cannot get a basketball game fairly officiated in the jungle because cheetahs are all over.
The only difference between time and a ball hog is that the former passes.
What is the favorite sport for the young bass? It is the bass get ball.
Basketball players at times get athletes foot. Come to think of it, it is like the missle toe astronauts get.
Basketball is the only sport where the basket is filled but never gets full.
What does a basketball player say when he misses?
Shoot!
When she saw all the madness around her, March said, “what’s all that bracket”.
If you make a mistake of playing basketball with pigs, they will hog the ball.
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