When the basketball realized all the checks were bouncing, he decided to visit the bank himself to find out.
Longfellow is the known poet of basketball.
Basketball players manage to remain cool even during tough matches because they stay closer to the fans.
When she saw all the madness around her, March said, “what’s all that bracket”.
What do a rabid rabbit and a basketball player have in common?
Mad hops.
What do we call the basketball team that won the donuts championships? – dunkin donuts.
The perfect name for a pig that plays basketball is a ball hog.
What is the favorite sport for the young bass? It is the bass get ball.
We all sat by the fireplace listening to the basketballer’s story. At some point, I found it unbelievable. It was such a tall tale!
Basketball players at times get athletes foot. Come to think of it, it is like the missle toe astronauts get.
Why are street thugs so good at basketball?
Because they know how to shoot, steal, and run.
You cannot get a basketball game fairly officiated in the jungle because cheetahs are all over.
The only difference between time and a ball hog is that the former passes.
Why are pilots so bad at basketball?
Because they're always traveling.
Scrambled eggs are similar to a losing basketball team because both are beaten.
The team’s star basketball player decided to remain at home the entire weekend. He didn’t want to be called out for travelling.