Got my new blender yesterday but I can't tell if I like or not though...
It keeps giving me mixed results.
My friend called and said he was sick of his fireplace exhaust vent...
Sounds like another case of the flue.
When I don't have time to iron a shirt, I just steel one.
It’s crazy that Dubai doesn’t show The Flintstones on TV...
But Abu Dhabi Do!
What did Master Yoda say when he saw himself on the television?
HDMI
I love taking pictures of myself next to boiling kettles.
My friend reckons I have selfie steam issues
Found out I washed some of my son's nerf darts in his laundry...
Should make for some good clean shots.
If you hit your head on a coffeemaker
Would it leave a brews?
Oh laundry, sometimes I feel like our first president...
Because I am washing-a-ton.
I got tricked into buying a cooling fan that didn't work...
It was an air con.
My friend keeps the toaster on the lowest setting
I suspect he's got black toast intolerance
I keep scores of my favorite iceboxes.
They're my refrigeRATINGS.
I brought a new vacuum cleaner.
It sucks.
What veggie should you avoid buying if your fridge is tiny?
Fungi. They take up too mushroom.
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