I recently learned that the Romans were renowned for their architecture.
Doesn't make much sense to me, considering it fell.
Where would you find Hadrian's Wall?
At the bottom of his garden!
Who used to run pen & paper RPGs in 1st century BC Rome?
The Carpe DM
What is Julius Caesar's favorite food?
Roman noodles
Did you hear about the new Netflix series? The one about a couple of poor female artists living in 1600s Rome?
I think it's called Two Baroque Girls
I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 or 500 in Roman numerals.
I M L I VI D
Caesar accused Brutus of cannibalism. "Ate dudes, Brutus?"
Why are 40 romans funny?
Because they are XD.
Everyone remembers the iconic line from the lesser known Tragedy of Julius Sneezer:
"Achoo, Brute?"
Why was Romeo melancholic?
Because Juliette Cantaloupe.
Just landed in Rome, Italy. My pilot used to be a Franciscan Monk...
...But now he's an Air Friar.
In Ancient Rome, there were 4 types of poison. Poisons I, II, and III would all kill you with varying degrees of pain.
However, Poison IV would just make you really itchy.
What time is it Julius? 8:02 Brutus.
What is Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit?
Can't- elope!
What did the gangster say to Julius Cesar?
Why did Rome Fall?
Because it slipped on some Greece.
I think if Rome hadn't been built on a hill...
..it wouldn't have had such a fast decline.
What did the anciient Roman soldier tell his girlfriend?
You are a solid X
Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?
Because all the roads lead to Rome.
You know, I really liked the rule of Nero.
Rome was pretty lit at the time.
This soldier, Titius, liked to kick a soccer ball around at night and was suspected of breaking some important statues. When his friends asked why he hadn't showed up for his platoon's morning workout, Terentius Vespa quipped,
"Oh, it's okay - he said he broke an arm."
2000 years ago, pop diva Lady Cleopatra had a smash hit: "Bad Romans."
Pirate ship Captain: Listen up, I need some help in writing 2 in Roman numerals.
Crew: I I captain.
Why didn't Cleopatra confess that she loved Julius Caesar?
Because she lived in the Nile
What was the most common sandwich in Ancient Rome?
A Plebeian J
A Roman Lifeguard on duty:
See Caesar, Beware the tides of March!
Why did Julius Caesar go to the dermatologist?
Because he had so many lesions.
You know why I hate Julius Caesar jokes?
They always kill me.
What do you call a musician who just saw Medusa?
A rockstar!
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