What time is it Julius? 8:02 Brutus.
My wife and I agreed for some Roman foreplay
I agreed to be Caesar and my wife was the beautiful Cleopatra
I got stabbed 23 times
Why did Rome Fall?
Because it slipped on some Greece.
People argue that the Romans were wrong to crucify Jesus
Personally, I think they nailed it.
4 Norse gods, 1 roman God, and 2 astrological bodies walk into a bar
The bartender says: Oh, this is gonna be a week joke
What was the Romans' greatest achievement?
Learning to speak Latin!
Did you know the first weather report was delivered to Julius Caesar?
Hail Caesar
You're my romeboy.
What happens when a Roman insults a Parisian's coffee?
A French Roast.
What leads people to Rome?
The scents.
They want some aROMAtherapy.
What does it take to be good at making Greek pottery?
You have to urn it.
A sperm donor, a carpenter, and julius ceaser walk into a bar
He came, he saw, he conquered
Why can't a pirate count Roman numerals?
They got lost at C
A history student was so enamored with Ancient Rome that he decided to become a Roman himself. His friends weren't very supportive. They kept telling him to get with the times,
New Roman.
2000 years ago, pop diva Lady Cleopatra had a smash hit: "Bad Romans."
Julius Caesar
But Julius is too shy to talk to her
Why was Romeo melancholic?
Because Juliette Cantaloupe.
A Roman Lifeguard on duty:
See Caesar, Beware the tides of March!
If Romeo and Juliet were tuna...
they would be Starkist lovers.
Just landed in Rome, Italy. My pilot used to be a Franciscan Monk...
...But now he's an Air Friar.
I recently learned that the Romans were renowned for their architecture.
Doesn't make much sense to me, considering it fell.
Pirate ship Captain: Listen up, I need some help in writing 2 in Roman numerals.
Crew: I I captain.
What did the anciient Roman soldier tell his girlfriend?
You are a solid X
Caesar accused Brutus of cannibalism. "Ate dudes, Brutus?"
What roman never gets any dates?
Hidius
How was the Roman Empire cut in half?
With a pair of Caesars.
Julius Caesar
Was a well dressed romaine.
How did the Roman senators picked who will be first to stab the emperor?
They played rock paper Caesar
Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar. "GET OUT OF HERE!!!" The Bartender shouts we don't serve your type!
You know, I really liked the rule of Nero.
Rome was pretty lit at the time.