Which roman emperor was a mouse? Julius cheeser!
I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 or 500 in Roman numerals.
I M L I VI D
I went to an XXX Girls Show in Rome
There were just 30 girls...
What was the Romans' greatest achievement?
Learning to speak Latin!
It's impossible to ruin the view of the Colisseum.
What did the ancient roman dad name his fat newborn?
Voluminous.
This soldier, Titius, liked to kick a soccer ball around at night and was suspected of breaking some important statues. When his friends asked why he hadn't showed up for his platoon's morning workout, Terentius Vespa quipped,
"Oh, it's okay - he said he broke an arm."
What was the most popular kids' movie in Ancient Greece?
Troy Story.
Did you know they didn't have smart phones in ancient Rome?
They had tablets.
What did the gangster say to Julius Cesar?
I think if Rome hadn't been built on a hill...
..it wouldn't have had such a fast decline.
Why did Julius Caesar go to the dermatologist?
Because he had so many lesions.
Why was the roman soldier kicked out of the army? Because he was roamin around during war.
What do you call a depressed tick from ancient Rome?
A hopeless Roman Tick
Romeo & Juliet.doc...
...is a play on Word.
I recently learned that the Romans were renowned for their architecture.
Doesn't make much sense to me, considering it fell.
Ancient Rome
Two friends are talking:
- you know how many girls I had?
- mmm?
- No, not that many...
How was the Roman Empire cut in half?
With a pair of Caesars.
Why was Julius Caesar the first dictator of Rome?
He was the only one with the Gaul to try it.
Me: Can I get XL shirts here?
Ancient Rome Shopkeeper: Are you sure you want that many shirts?
What was the most common sandwich in Ancient Rome?
A Plebeian J
What's the difference between a Roman and an Irish Catholic?
The strength of the communion wine.
What roman never gets any dates?
Hidius
Did Roman architecture emphasize forum over function?
Who used to run pen & paper RPGs in 1st century BC Rome?
The Carpe DM
Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons?
He wanted to Mark Antony.
My Ph.D thesis was on cattle raised in the Roman city of Pompeii. To understand it all I had to visit the ancient mooins.
People argue that the Romans were wrong to crucify Jesus
Personally, I think they nailed it.
Where would you find Hadrian's Wall?
At the bottom of his garden!
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