The Romans used devastating wordplay against the Carthaginians, during the Punic Wars.
What was the most popular kids' movie in Ancient Greece?
Troy Story.
Julius Caesar
But Julius is too shy to talk to her
Okay, so, I *had* an offensive joke I wanted to tell about Ancient Rome
But I don't have the Gaul anymore...
Did you know the first weather report was delivered to Julius Caesar?
Hail Caesar
You're my romeboy.
Romeo & Juliet.doc...
...is a play on Word.
In Ancient Rome, there were 4 types of poison. Poisons I, II, and III would all kill you with varying degrees of pain.
However, Poison IV would just make you really itchy.
Julius Caesar
Was a well dressed romaine.
Why didn't the Romans have algebra?
Because X always equaled 10!
Doofus was the stupidest of Roman generals.
Why did it take the Roman General 10 tries to find the buried treasure?
Because X marks the spot
A sperm donor, a carpenter, and julius ceaser walk into a bar
He came, he saw, he conquered
What's the difference between a Roman and an Irish Catholic?
The strength of the communion wine.
Did you know they didn't have smart phones in ancient Rome?
They had tablets.
Did Roman architecture emphasize forum over function?
What leads people to Rome?
The scents.
They want some aROMAtherapy.
Why can't a pirate count Roman numerals?
They got lost at C
My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles elbow.
It's impossible to ruin the view of the Colisseum.
What is Julius Caesar's favorite food?
Roman noodles
A Roman walks into a cafe and makes an "X" with his fingers.
He says, "Ten teas, please!"
Why was Julius Caesar the first dictator of Rome?
He was the only one with the Gaul to try it.
Just landed in Rome, Italy. My pilot used to be a Franciscan Monk...
...But now he's an Air Friar.
Julius Caesar's brother was the first historically known epileptic.
His name? Julius Seizure.
Where did Julius Caesar's fans sit at the Colosseum?
The Caesarean section.
Which famous Roman suffered from hayfever?
Julius Sneezer.
What is Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit?
Can't- elope!
If Romeo and Juliet were tuna...
they would be Starkist lovers.
Why did Julius Caesar never say thank you to anyone?
He didn't speak English.
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