Archeologists discovered an ancient Egyptian tomb that was dedicated solely to women.
At least that's what they concluded as it was full of Mummys.
Why didn't the peasants attend the Egyptian king's open palace party?
The address was "2, Pharaoh Way"
Q: What brand of underwear do pharaohs wear?
A: Fruit of the Tomb.
Mummies are very aware of investment security. Their favorite is Cryptocurrency.
What type of noodles did the ancient Egyptian kings loved to eat? Ramen.
What did the Pharaoh tell the man who tried to sell him a pyramid? "Well, that's the last thing I need."
How did architects earn a living in ancient Egypt?
Pyramid schemes
Q: What did Ramesses II say when he walked into the public restroom?
A: What sphinx in here?
What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?
Any old girl he can dig up!
Which underwear does King Tut wear?
Fruit of the tomb!
How were CDs packaged in Ancient Egypt?
Sphinx wrapped
Did you hear about the mummy who goes to university? His favorite subject is Cryptography.
Why do mummies never go on vacations? Because they're afraid to unwind.
What is the favourite food of the Egyptian god? It is the Ramen.
Q: What was Cleopatra's favorite type of flower?
A: Chrysantha-mummies.
What did they call mummy makers in ancient Egypt? Sarcophaguy.
The mummy was very sore from lying down for years. So he called a Cairo-practor.
The mummy couldn't finish his Halloween candies. Because he was stuffed.
How does the mother call the pharaoh son to the table?
Tutan, come on.
How did brave Ancient Egyptians write?
With hero-glyphics.
What did Pharaoh say when the seventh plague struck his land?
"Aw *hail* naw!"
Who fixed people's backs in ancient Egypt?
Cairo practers.
As soon as the ancient Egyptian kings come to know about the pyramid scheme, they stopped building monuments immediately.
Have you ever been to a marketplace in Egypt?
It's quite bazaar
Q: What was the most important holiday in ancient Egypt?
A: Mummy's Day.
Did you hear about the scary couple in prom this year? It was a mummy and his ghoul-friend.
Q: What do you get when you cross a green mummy with a yellow mummy?
A: A golden moldy
De-coffin-ated coffee is the favourite coffee of the mummy.
What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?
Irritable Brawls in Rome
The mummy caught a really bad cold. He cannot stop coffin.
What did pharaohs use to wipe?
Poo-pyrus
What do you call a sick Egyptian?
Sir Cough-a-gus
Q: How do mummies hide?
A: They use masking tape
Why does Egypt not celebrate Father's Day?
Because they're so full of mummies
My mummy friend is really tense lately. He always looks so wound up.
Why does a mummy enjoy celebrating Christmas? As it involves a lot of gifts and wrappings.
A lot of people don't like movies about mummies. I think they get a bad wrap.
What do you call a Pharaoh who has road rage?
Tootin' car man.
What do you call someone who specialises in Egypt?
A Cairopractor.
What do Egyptian Pharaoh's and sandwich filling have in common?
They're both in bread.
How did the dog learn to read the hieroglyphics? Because it was an egypt-chien.
Q: What did the Pharaoh do when he needed help moving his gold?
A: He hired-a-glyphics.
Q: Why was the Pharaoh Khufu sent to jail?
A: He ran a pyramid scheme.
What did the old Egyptian get by staring at the river?
See-Nile!
How did the mummy defeat Superman? He had Cryptonite.
Do you think that the mummies enjoyed being the mummies? Of corpse they did!
What's a mummy's favorite song?
Walk Like An Egyptian.
How did Ozymandias became the greatest Pharaoh of Egypt?
He rammed everything that he sees
Who said that the pyramids are the tallest structure in Egypt? They are just between pyra-highs and pyra-lows.
What did the Egyptian boy say to the Egyptian girl?
Come behind the pyramid, I'll make you a mummy
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