Who fixed people's backs in ancient Egypt?
Cairo practers.
Archeologists discovered an ancient Egyptian tomb that was dedicated solely to women.
At least that's what they concluded as it was full of Mummys.
Q: What brand of underwear do pharaohs wear?
A: Fruit of the Tomb.
What were cooking shows in ancient Egypt called:
Wok like an Egyptian.
Which underwear does King Tut wear?
Fruit of the tomb!
Two Pharaohs are looking for a Sarcophagus...
they walk up to the sarcophagus salesman and the first Pharaoh says "We are looking for the cheapest sarcophagus you have for sale." The salesman asks "you're not looking for a fancy one?"
The second Pharaoh says "no, we are just trying to get our mummy's worth."
Unlike fairy tales, the stories of Egyptian mummies always goes from riches to rags.
What did pharaohs use to wipe?
Poo-pyrus
In ancient Egypt, how did insects communicate?
Pharaoh moans
Who was the most flatulent Pharaoh in all of old Egypt?
King Tootsarecommon.
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