What do you call someone that's always stealing your heat?
A brrrglar!
My dad used to crack jokes standing above our fireplace.
Now he's passed the mantle on to me.
I got tricked into buying a cooling fan that didn't work...
It was an air con.
I get so mad when the heater is on.
I don't know why, I just lose my cool.
What do you call a gorilla stuck in a ventilation shaft?
A Duct-ape.
I wonder who invented the air conditioner...
Must’ve been a pretty cool guy.
A good air conditioner is worth its weight in cold.
Sitting near the fireplace is just like a whole bunch of bees...
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My friend called and said he was sick of his fireplace exhaust vent...
Sounds like another case of the flue.