I destroyed all the air conditioners at work and escaped.
Police are now charging me with a 'heat and run' incident.
I think my window air conditioner needs an ambulance.
It keeps hyperventilating.
This morning, my dad told me something that gave me the chills.
He said, “I’m turning off the heating.”
I think my heater is sick.
It's hot.
The sun is just a big space heater.
Why was the broken air conditioner already sad?
Because it couldn’t vent it’s problems.
I can't find my humidifier anymore...
I have reported it misting.
I was pretty mad when the air conditioner stopped working...
I lost my cool.
I was opening up all the vents in our house. My wife didn't understand why.
"You may think that's eVENTfull. You'll undestand why I do this eVENTually"