What do you call a pig that gets the test answer wrong? Mistaken bacon.
Any advice on getting a pet pig? Just be sure you get the pig of the litter.
Why don’t pigs eat cake? Because they’re morally opposed to bacon.
What happened when the pig pen broke?
They had to use the pig pencil.
There was so much crackling on the line, I thought a pig was disturbing the phone.
Why couldn’t the pig tie his shoelaces? He was too ham-fisted.
How do pigs write top secret messages?
With invisible oink!
What’s it called when a bunch of pigs compete in athletic games?
The Olympigs.
What did the introverted pig say when asked why they don’t like socializing? “I’m not a people porcine.”
What do you call a pig who can’t mind his own business?
A nosey porker!
Why do piglets take home economics in school? To learn how to sow.
What’s the first line of the pig bible? “In the bacon-ing…”
What do you call it when a pig loses its memory? Hamnesia.
What do you call a pig with a rash? Ham and eczema.
Why should you never share a bed with a pig? They hog all the covers.
Why don’t pigs eat cake? Because they’re morally opposed to bacon.
If pigs learned to fly, would the price of bacon skyrocket?
skyrocket
I entered my pig into a pig race but he pulled a ham string.
A pig just won the lottery. What do you call him?
Filthy rich.
Why did the pig go to the casino?
To play the slop machine!
Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop?
He called it “Ham Hocks”
What did the little piglet want from the swine?
A piggyback ride home.
What did the pig say to his friend who had been cheated upon?
Please don't go bacon this relationship.
What’s it called when a bunch of pigs compete in athletic games?
The Olympigs
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!
What happens when you play tug-of-war with a pug?
Pulled pork!
What do you get when you pick a pig’s nose?
Ham boogers.
How do pigs get to the hospital?
In ham-bulances.
If you want to name a smart pig, name him Cunningham.
Why was the pig crying? Because he was boar-ed to tears.
Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?
Because he was a boar.
Any advice on getting a pet pig? Just be sure you get the pig of the litter.
What do the lady pigs say when someone leaves the toilet seat up? “Hoof-orgot to put the seat down?"
What do you call it when a beautiful woman tries to trick you into giving her a pig?
A bae con.
How do you make a pig really happy on his birthday? Throw him a sow-prize party.