Did you hear about the pig that ran the Post Office?
He was the first Porkmaster General.
When pigs work together, it’s known as collab-boar-ation.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
A pork chop.
What’s the one book all piglets read in grade school? A Series of Un-porcine-ite Events.
How is a pig’s tail like 4 o’clock in the morning? It’s twirly.