Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for Mother’s Day?
They threw a sowprize party.
What do pig’s use as soap? Hogwash.
Why do piglets take home economics in school? To learn how to sow.
What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A piiig!
There was so much crackling on the line, I thought a pig was disturbing the phone.
What do you call a glass of alcoholic pig’s blood? Swine.
What did one pig say to the other?
Let’s be pen pals.
Why did the piglet yell at his sibling at the dinner table?
She was hogging all the food!
What do you call it when a pig loses its memory? Hamnesia.
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!
Did you hear about the pig that ran the Post Office?
He was the first Porkmaster General.
What’s the one way you should never greet a male pig? “Sow, what’s up?”
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
I entered my pig into a pig race but he pulled a ham string.
What do you call a pig who can’t mind his own business?
A nosey porker!
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
What’s a pig’s favorite holiday? Ar-boar Day.
One of the punny pig names for a pig that loves Shakespeare is Hamlet.
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
Why was the pig given a red card at the football game?
For playing dirty.
Pig always have ink all over their faces because they live in a pen.
Why should you never share a bed with a pig? They hog all the covers.
Any advice on getting a pet pig? Just be sure you get the pig of the litter.
In the 5th month of every year, my aunt lets her pigs in the field…
It’s mayham!
What do you call a cold, angry pig? A ham-brr-grr.
Why don’t pigs eat cake? Because they’re morally opposed to bacon.
When a pig takes out a loan, he becomes a boar-ower.
What’s the first line of the pig bible? “In the bacon-ing…”
When the pig had a quarrel with his wife, he ended up having a gilt trip.
Walking through the farm and a group of pigs jumped out of a tree on me.
It was a hambush.
According to pig etiquette, piglets are meant to be porcine and not heard.
What did the pig say on the warm summer’s day?
“I’m bacon.”
What does an obstinate piglet always say to his mama?
“Sow what?”
What did the pig exclaim when the wolf grabbed its tail?
“That’s the end of me!”
What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a pig?
Jurassic Pork.