Why was the pig crying? Because he was boar-ed to tears.
What did the pig say to his friend who had been cheated upon?
Please don't go bacon this relationship.
One of the punny pig names for a pig that loves Shakespeare is Hamlet.
What do pigs do on the evening of February 14th?
They have a valenswines dinner.
What do you get when you cross a pig and superman?
The Man of Squeal.
Why are pigs pink when they could be any pig-ment? Sow many reasons.
What do you call a glass of alcoholic pig’s blood? Swine.
How can you tell you’re in a pig wine bar? Because everything’s swine.
Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop?
He called it “Ham Hocks”.
What do you call a pig who can’t mind his own business?
A nosey porker!
Did you hear the horse and the pig are dating?
They’re in a stable relationship.
What do 99 percent of pigs ask for on their hamburgers? Piggles.
When pigs work together, it’s known as collab-boar-ation.
According to pig etiquette, piglets are meant to be porcine and not heard.
When a pig takes out a loan, he becomes a boar-ower.
When pigs live high on the hog, they run the risk of going into hock.
What does an obstinate piglet always say to his mama?
“Sow what?”
What did the pig exclaim when the wolf grabbed its tail?
“That’s the end of me!”
Why was the pig given a red card at the football game?
For playing dirty.
What do you say to a procrastinating pig? Listen, bud, it’s snout or never.
When the pig had a quarrel with his wife, he ended up having a gilt trip.
Any advice on getting a pet pig? Just be sure you get the pig of the litter.
What do you say to an overbearing pig? Stop porcine the issue.
A pig just won the lottery. What do you call him?
Filthy rich.
How do pigs greet their family and friends?
With hogs and kisses.
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
What’s the one way you should never greet a male pig? “Sow, what’s up?”
What do you call a pig that gets the test answer wrong? Mistaken bacon.
What’s it called when a bunch of pigs compete in athletic games?
The Olympigs.
What did Papa Pig shout at his kids in the car?
“Stop swining! We’re nearly there.”
What are pigs celebrating when they celebrate their birthday? The day they were boar-n.
Why should you never rob a bank with a pig?
They always squeal.
A local farmer has trained his pigs to perform ballet.
I’m going to see their production of swine lake.
What’s the difference between hot potato and a flying pig? One’s a heated yam, and the other is a yeeted ham.
What do you call a pig that gets the test answer wrong?
Mistaken bacon.