What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a pig?
Jurassic Pork.
What’s the first line of the pig bible? “In the bacon-ing…”
Why should you never rob a bank with a pig?
They always squeal.
Did you hear the horse and the pig are dating?
They’re in a stable relationship.
What’s the difference between hot potato and a flying pig? One’s a heated yam, and the other is a yeeted ham.