What do you get when you cross a pig with a centipede?
Bacon and Legs.
Why did the piglet yell at his sibling at the dinner table? She was hogging the food.
Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop?
He called it “Ham Hocks”
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!
Walking through the farm and a group of pigs jumped out of a tree on me.
It was a hambush.