What’s a pig’s favorite holiday? Ar-boar Day.
What do the lady pigs say when someone leaves the toilet seat up? “Hoof-orgot to put the seat down?"
What’s the difference between hot potato and a flying pig? One’s a heated yam, and the other is a yeeted ham.
When a pig takes out a loan, he becomes a boar-ower.
What do you say to an overbearing pig? Stop porcine the issue.