What do you call a guinea pig that has become a member of the mafia?
A hamster
A pig just won the lottery. What do you call him?
Filthy rich.
What do the lady pigs say when someone leaves the toilet seat up? “Hoof-orgot to put the seat down?"
Walking through the farm and a group of pigs jumped out of a tree at me. It was a hambush.
What did the pig exclaim when the wolf grabbed its tail?
“That’s the end of me!”