I saw a pig with laryngitis.
He was disgruntled.
Why did the pig get fired? Insu-boar-dination.
What did Mama pig ask her kids every day after school?
“Hoofeels hungry?”
A pig just won the lottery. What do you call him?
Filthy rich.
Why are pigs pink when they could be any pig-ment? Sow many reasons.