Any advice on getting a pet pig? Just be sure you get the pig of the litter.
What does a mommy pig say to her piglets at the end of the day? Time to pig up your toys.
What do pig’s use as soap? Hogwash.
What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.
What do you call it when a beautiful woman tries to trick you into giving her a pig?
A bae con.