One of the punny pig names for a pig that loves Shakespeare is Hamlet.
What did Papa Pig shout at his kids in the car?
“Stop swining! We’re nearly there.”
A pig just won the lottery. What do you call him?
Filthy rich.
Why did the piglet yell at his sibling at the dinner table?
She was hogging all the food!
What do you call a pig that gets the test answer wrong?
Mistaken bacon.
What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a pig?
Jurassic Pork.
Why are pigs pink when they could be any pig-ment? Sow many reasons.
Walking through the farm and a group of pigs jumped out of a tree at me. It was a hambush.
What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A piiig!
What do you call a cold, angry pig? A ham-brr-grr.
Any advice on getting a pet pig? Just be sure you get the pig of the litter.
What did the pig exclaim when the wolf grabbed its tail?
“That’s the end of me!”
What do you say to a procrastinating pig? Listen, bud, it’s snout or never.
What do you call a glass of alcoholic pig’s blood? Swine.
How do pigs greet their family and friends?
With hogs and kisses.
Why did the pig go to the casino?
To play the slop machine!
What happened when the pig pen broke?
They had to use the pig pencil.
A pig just won the lottery. What do you call him? Filthy rich.
What did Mama pig ask her kids every day after school?
“Hoofeels hungry?”
What did the little piglet want from the swine?
A piggyback ride home.
What do you call a pig that gets the test answer wrong? Mistaken bacon.
There was so much crackling on the line, I thought a pig was disturbing the phone.
How is a pig’s tail like 4 o’clock in the morning? It’s twirly.
What do you call a pig with skin problems? A wart-hog.
Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?
Because he was a boar.
What do you say to a procrastinating pig? Listen, bud, it’s snout or never.
Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop?
He called it “Ham Hocks”.
What advice did the grandpa pig have for his kids?
“Don’t take anything for grunted.”
What do you call a guinea pig that has become a member of the mafia?
A hamster
What do 99 percent of pigs ask for on their hamburgers? Piggles.
What do you say to an overbearing pig? Stop porcine the issue.
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!
What do pigs do on the evening of February 14th?
They have a valenswines dinner.
Why was the piglet whining.
He was boared out of his brains.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pig…
Pig who?
Pig on someone your own size!
When a pig takes out a loan, he becomes a boar-ower.
Did you hear the horse and the pig are dating?
They’re in a stable relationship.
According to pig etiquette, piglets are meant to be porcine and not heard.
What do the lady pigs say when someone leaves the toilet seat up? “Hoof-orgot to put the seat down?"
What do you call a pig who can’t mind his own business?
A nosey porker!
What happens when you play tug-of-war with a pug?
Pulled pork!
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
What do pig’s use as soap? Hogwash.
What did the introverted pig say when asked why they don’t like socializing?
“I’m not a people porcine.”
How can you tell you’re in a pig wine bar? Because everything’s swine.
When a pig takes out a loan, he becomes a boar-ower.
What’s the difference between hot potato and a flying pig? One’s a heated yam, and the other is a yeeted ham.
What’s a pig’s favorite holiday? Ar-boar Day.
What do you give a sick pig?
Oinkment.
What’s the first line of the pig bible? “In the bacon-ing…”