A pony goes to see the doctor one day.
He says, "Doc, you've got to help me. I've had this terrible sore throat for weeks and I think there must be some badly wrong."
The doctor examines him and then reassures him saying, "It's okay, it's nothing serious; you're just a little horse."
What's black and white and eats like a horse?
A zebra.
Why was the horse such a good dancer?
It perfected its halturn.
Why couldn’t the equestrian find the carrots? They were down by the bay.
What were the ponies most excited for in the meal?
The main horse.
How could you tell the horse gained weight?
It had extra girth.
What's a horse's favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
What does a horse do when it smells rotten seafood?
It scallops outta there.
How does a horse get a suit fitted?
With a tail-or.
What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?
A mechanic.
What do you call old horses?
Ancient roans.
Where do horses get their weaves from?
Mane.
Why does a horse’s hair always look so good?
She mane-tains it.
What type of car would a regular horse buy?
A Fjord Focus.
What do horses use to eat?
Breastplates.
What do winged horses attend in school? Pegclasses.
Why was the horse feeling a bit sick?
Its voice was a bit hoarse.
Why was Pegasus such a good ballerina?
He was flo-wing.
What do you call a horse on a boat attached to land?
Docked.
What did the pony say to the Jedi Knight before she left on her adventure?
“May the horse be with you.”
Why does the horse go to school?
It brings her fulfillyment.
What does a workhorse like to drink?
A Moscow Mule.
What’s a horse’s favorite country singer?
Colt-on Underwood.
What did the horse say to his friend that didn’t come party last night?
You didn’t turnout.
What does a horse call its treats?
My greatest preakness.
Where do the cool horses live?
In rad-docks.
What did the guard say to stop the horse from escaping?
Halt-her!
What did the horse reply when asked if it can jump 3 feet?
“I lope so!”
How did the ponies stay in touch?
C-horse-pondence.
What’s a horse’s favorite dance move?
Watch me whip, now watch me neigh neigh.
What do you call a rainbow you ride your horse on?
A rein-bow.
What would a winged horse play in a band?
The pegabass guitar.
How did the horse know the others were gossiping about him?
He herd.
Why couldn’t the baby horse eat dessert?
It was foal.
What’s does a winged horse like to munch on?
Pe-grass-us.
What do you call a pony running in a circle? Centrifugal horse.
Why did the horse climb Everest?
She liked mount-ains.
What’s a horse’s favorite animated movie?
Bolt.
Why is Pegasus so smart?
He’s all kno-wing.
What do you call a horse that lives next door to you?
A neigh-bor.
How does a rude princess sit on a horse?
Snide-saddle.
What is the coldest type of horse?
A freezian.
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What’s a horse’s favorite makeup brand?
Neighhhbelline.
What natural disaster took out the ancient horses?
A volcanic stirruption.
What’s a horse’s favorite sport?
Saddleball.
What do you call a well-balanced horse?
Stable.
How does a horse make paper mâché?
With newspaper clip-clop-pings.
Where do you take a sick pony?
To the horse-pital.
What does a winged horse drink from at a party?
A keg-asus.
What did the ponies do when it was raining? Stay ind-horse.
What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?
Bronchitis.
What do racehorses eat?
Fast food.