Why couldn’t the little girl ride the horse?
It was feeling bucky.
What does a workhorse like to drink?
A Moscow Mule.
Why did the horse never get cold?
It was a Dutch warmblood.
How do baby horses get tucked in at night?
They get told a tail.
How did the horse solve a murder?
Compiled newspaper clippings.
What does a horse call her best friend?
Her mane chick.
What does a winged horse drink from at a party?
A keg-asus.
What did the horse say when it saw a sheepdog?
“Why is your furlong?”
What would a winged horse play in a band?
The pegabass guitar.
When do vampires like horse racing?
When it's neck and neck.
How does a horse drink wine?
With a de-canter.
Why didn’t the horse tell her friend she was a thief?
She didn’t want to saddle her with that information.
What does a horse do when it smells rotten seafood?
It scallops outta there.
What cartoon do horses like to watch?
Whinny the Pooh.
What do you call a horse that lives next door to you?
A neigh-bor.
What did the guard say to stop the horse from escaping?
Halt-her!
Why couldn’t the equestrian find the carrots? They were down by the bay.
Why did the horse like her new backpack?
The straps were adju-stable.
What was the horse’s best ballroom dance? The Foxtrot.
Where do horses get their weaves from?
Mane.
How does a horse make paper mâché?
With newspaper clip-clop-pings.
What does the winged horse do after it goes to the bathroom?
Pegaflushes.
How could you tell the horse was getting old?
It was wither-ing away.
What's black and white and eats like a horse?
A zebra.
What natural disaster took out the ancient horses?
A volcanic stirruption.
Why couldn’t the baby horse eat dessert?
It was foal.
Why are horses so good at the shooting range?
They’re hunters.
Why is Pegasus so smart?
He’s all kno-wing.
How do ponies react when the opposing team comes on the field?
They horse-boo.
Why didn’t the horse buy a house?
The costs were mounting.
How do winged horses walk if they become pirates?
Peg-asus legs.
Where do you take a sick pony?
To the horse-pital.
What do horses eat with their salad? Dressage-ing.
What did the horse say to his friend that didn’t come party last night?
You didn’t turnout.
How do mares keep track of their boyfriends?
A stud book.
What do horses get after graduating university?
A pedegree.
What did the horse reply when asked if it can jump 3 feet?
“I lope so!”
What’s the spiciest way to clean a horse?
With a curry comb.
Why does the horse go to school?
It brings her fulfillyment.
Where do most horses work for their first job?
Re-tail stores.
What do ponies look for in a vehicle?
Lots of horsepower.
What do you call a horse on a boat attached to land?
Docked.
Why would a horse make a good president?
They know how to lead.
What do you call a rainbow you ride your horse on?
A rein-bow.
What did one horse say to the other after he said he wanted to drop out?
That’s an equestionable decision.
How did the horse make payments?
In in-stallion-ments.
How do horses get to another star system? They travel through intergalloptic space.
What’s a horse’s favorite animated movie?
Bolt.
How does a rude princess sit on a horse?
Snide-saddle.
What do racehorses eat?
Fast food.