What do you say when your horse proposes to your other horse?
Call the marrier!
Why was the horse a great editor?
She was very thorough bred.
Why was the horse feeling a bit sick?
Its voice was a bit hoarse.
Why was the pony so excited to be invited to a rally with the president?
It was a huge end-horse-ment.
What’s does a winged horse like to munch on?
Pe-grass-us.
Why did the pony turn himself in?
He felt rem-horse.
What’s a horse’s favorite dance move?
Watch me whip, now watch me neigh neigh.
What do ponies look for in a vehicle?
Lots of horsepower.
What’s a racehorse’s favorite clothing brand? Jockey.
Why did the horse never get cold?
It was a Dutch warmblood.
What do you call a pony running in a circle? Centrifugal horse.
What does the winged horse do after it goes to the bathroom?
Pegaflushes.
What does a horse call its treats?
My greatest preakness.
Where do the cool horses live?
In rad-docks.
What did the horse reply when asked if it would try water polo?
“I would dapple.”
How do baby horses get tucked in at night?
They get told a tail.
How did the horse get up the stairs?
He mounted them.
Where do horses go to the bathroom?
The bathroom stall-ion.
What did the jockey respond when someone asked to ride his horse?
“Dis-mount is mine.”
Black Beauty - Now there's a dark horse.
What do you call old horses?
Ancient roans.
What did the pony say to the Jedi Knight before she left on her adventure?
“May the horse be with you.”
What do racehorses eat?
Fast food.
What do you call a well-balanced horse?
Stable.
What's a horse's favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
What’s a horse’s favorite fruit?
Canterlope.
What did the teenage horse say when her phone broke?
I canter even.
How do ponies react when the opposing team comes on the field?
They horse-boo.
What do you call a horse going down a waterslide?
Horseback sliding.
How did the horse break into the mainframe?
It was a hack.
Where do horses live in Harry Potter?
Diagonal Alley.
Why didn’t the horse tell her friend she was a thief?
She didn’t want to saddle her with that information.
What does a winged horse drink from at a party?
A keg-asus.
What do you call a rainbow you ride your horse on?
A rein-bow.
What does a Clydesdale say when you offer them a carrot?
“Of course, my horse.”
How do horses show gratitude?
Flank you very much.
Where do horses buy groceries?
Whinny-Dixie.
What kind of horse do you ride after dark?
A night mare.
What do horses eat with their salad? Dressage-ing.
What kind of car do fancy horses drive?
Mustangs.
How did the pony get the bugs away?
It said, horse-shoo fly, don’t bother me.
Why is Pegasus so smart?
He’s all kno-wing.
What did one horse say to the other after he said he wanted to drop out?
That’s an equestionable decision.
Why was Pegasus such a good ballerina?
He was flo-wing.
Why was the horse sad she didn’t get the job?
She was flanking on it.
Why does the horse go to school?
It brings her fulfillyment.
How did the horse solve a murder?
Compiled newspaper clippings.
What is the coldest type of horse?
A freezian.
Beat funny horse puns
What’s a horse’s favorite makeup brand?
Neighhhbelline.
Why did the horse like her new backpack?
The straps were adju-stable.
What do you call a horse that lives next door to you?
A neigh-bor.
Why are horses so good at the shooting range?
They’re hunters.