Why couldn’t the baby horse eat dessert?
It was foal.
Why does the horse go to school?
It brings her fulfillyment.
How do ponies react when the opposing team comes on the field?
They horse-boo.
How do mares keep track of their boyfriends?
A stud book.
Why didn’t the horse buy a house?
The costs were mounting.
What do you call a rainbow you ride your horse on?
A rein-bow.
Why did the horse climb Everest?
She liked mount-ains.
A pony goes to see the doctor one day.
He says, "Doc, you've got to help me. I've had this terrible sore throat for weeks and I think there must be some badly wrong."
The doctor examines him and then reassures him saying, "It's okay, it's nothing serious; you're just a little horse."
How did the horse solve a murder?
Compiled newspaper clippings.
Why did they stop giving the horse grass?
They wanted it to be less green.
What type of car would a regular horse buy?
A Fjord Focus.
What's a horse's favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
How does a rude princess sit on a horse?
Snide-saddle.
How did the ponies stay in touch?
C-horse-pondence.
What did the horse reply when asked if it would try water polo?
“I would dapple.”
Why would a horse make a good president?
They know how to lead.
How does a horse get a suit fitted?
With a tail-or.
Where do horses go to the bathroom?
The bathroom stall-ion.
Where do horses go on vacation?
Flankfurt.
What do racehorses eat?
Fast food.
What does a horse call its treats?
My greatest preakness.
Where do the cool horses live?
In rad-docks.
What did the horse say to his friend that didn’t come party last night?
You didn’t turnout.
Why are horses so good at the shooting range?
They’re hunters.
How could you tell the horse gained weight?
It had extra girth.
What do you call an explosive horse?
Neigh-palm.
What do horses eat with their salad? Dressage-ing.
Where do most horses work for their first job?
Re-tail stores.
What would a winged horse put in the bathtub?
A pegaLush bath bomb.
What do you call a horse going down a waterslide?
Horseback sliding.