How does a horse get a suit fitted?
With a tail-or.
Why was the horse a great editor?
She was very thorough bred.
What natural disaster took out the ancient horses?
A volcanic stirruption.
What does the winged horse do after it goes to the bathroom?
Pegaflushes.
What’s a horse’s favorite animated movie?
Bolt.
How does a Pegasus ask her boyfriend to propose?
She says “You’ve got to put a wing on it.”
How did the horse get up the stairs?
He mounted them.
Why did the horse go to jail?
The prosecutors failed to show the burden of hoof.
How do horses get to another star system? They travel through intergalloptic space.
Where do you take a sick pony?
To the horse-pital.
What do ponies look for in a vehicle?
Lots of horsepower.
What is the lesser-known sport used to measure a horse’s singing ability?
Carol racing.
What did the jockey respond when someone asked to ride his horse?
“Dis-mount is mine.”
What’s a horse’s favorite fruit?
Canterlope.
What were the ponies most excited for in the meal?
The main horse.
Where do horses go to the bathroom?
The bathroom stall-ion.
How did the pony get the bugs away?
It said, horse-shoo fly, don’t bother me.
How do you wash a horse?
On a sponge-line.
What kind of bread does a racehorse eat?
Thoroughbred.
Where do horses get their mane cut?
The hair-dressager.
Why did the horse climb Everest?
She liked mount-ains.
How did the horse break into the mainframe?
It was a hack.
How do ponies react when the opposing team comes on the field?
They horse-boo.
How do winged horses walk if they become pirates?
Peg-asus legs.
What type of car would a regular horse buy?
A Fjord Focus.
How do mares keep track of their boyfriends?
A stud book.
How do baby horses get tucked in at night?
They get told a tail.
What did the Clydesdale use to deal cards at the casino?
A horse-shoe.
What’s a racehorse’s favorite clothing brand? Jockey.