What type of car would a regular horse buy?
A Fjord Focus.
Why does a horse’s hair always look so good?
She mane-tains it.
What were the ponies most excited for in the meal?
The main horse.
What's a horse's favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
What do you call a horse on a boat attached to land?
Docked.
What do you call a rainbow you ride your horse on?
A rein-bow.
What did the guard say to stop the horse from escaping?
Halt-her!
What’s a horse’s favorite grocery store?
No-fillies.
What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?
A mechanic.
What’s a horse’s favorite country singer?
Colt-on Underwood.
Why was the horse sad she didn’t get the job?
She was flanking on it.
Why didn’t the horse buy a house?
The costs were mounting.
Black Beauty - Now there's a dark horse.
How does a rude princess sit on a horse?
Snide-saddle.
How do baby horses get tucked in at night?
They get told a tail.
How did the pony get the bugs away?
It said, horse-shoo fly, don’t bother me.
Why does the horse go to school?
It brings her fulfillyment.
What do you call a horse that lives next door to you?
A neigh-bor.
What do ponies look for in a vehicle?
Lots of horsepower.
What do you call old horses?
Ancient roans.
Why did the horse like her new backpack?
The straps were adju-stable.
What kind of horse do you ride after dark?
A night mare.
What did the pony say to the Jedi Knight before she left on her adventure?
“May the horse be with you.”
What’s the spiciest way to clean a horse?
With a curry comb.
Why do horses make good lawyers?
Attention to de-tail.
What's black and white and eats like a horse?
A zebra.
What’s does a winged horse like to munch on?
Pe-grass-us.
What kind of horse would Bilbo Baggins ride?
A shire.
How did the horse know the others were gossiping about him?
He herd.