Why didn’t the horse tell her friend she was a thief?
She didn’t want to saddle her with that information.
What’s a horse’s favorite fruit?
Canterlope.
What does a workhorse like to drink?
A Moscow Mule.
What do horses use to eat?
Breastplates.
Why was the horse such a good dancer?
It perfected its halturn.
What type of car would a regular horse buy?
A Fjord Focus.
How does a horse make paper mâché?
With newspaper clip-clop-pings.
What's black and white and eats like a horse?
A zebra.
Where do horses go on vacation?
Flankfurt.
Why did they stop giving the horse grass?
They wanted it to be less green.
Why does a horse’s hair always look so good?
She mane-tains it.
What did the Clydesdale use to deal cards at the casino?
A horse-shoe.
What do you call a horse on a boat attached to land?
Docked.
What do winged horses attend in school? Pegclasses.
What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?
Bronchitis.
How did the horse break into the mainframe?
It was a hack.
Why was the horse sad she didn’t get the job?
She was flanking on it.
What natural disaster took out the ancient horses?
A volcanic stirruption.
Why couldn’t the baby horse eat dessert?
It was foal.
What do you call a horse running on a table?
A counter canter.
What do horses get after graduating university?
A pedegree.
How did the horse make payments?
In in-stallion-ments.
What did the ponies do when it was raining? Stay ind-horse.
Where do most horses work for their first job?
Re-tail stores.
What was the horse’s best ballroom dance? The Foxtrot.
What do you call an explosive horse?
Neigh-palm.
Why did the horse never get cold?
It was a Dutch warmblood.
What were the ponies most excited for in the meal?
The main horse.
How do horses get to another star system? They travel through intergalloptic space.