What is the lesser-known sport used to measure a horse’s singing ability?
Carol racing.
What’s a horse’s favorite sport?
Saddleball.
Why was the horse feeling a bit sick?
Its voice was a bit hoarse.
What did the teenage horse say when her phone broke?
I canter even.
What's black and white and eats like a horse?
A zebra.
What’s a horse’s favorite country singer?
Colt-on Underwood.
What does the winged horse do after it goes to the bathroom?
Pegaflushes.
How do horses get to another star system? They travel through intergalloptic space.
What did one horse say to the other after he said he wanted to drop out?
That’s an equestionable decision.
What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?
Bronchitis.
How does a Pegasus ask her boyfriend to propose?
She says “You’ve got to put a wing on it.”
Why would a horse make a good president?
They know how to lead.
What did the jockey respond when someone asked to ride his horse?
“Dis-mount is mine.”
Where do you take a sick pony?
To the horse-pital.
What’s happens to the sportiest horse?
It gets to be first horse-pick of the draft.
What natural disaster took out the ancient horses?
A volcanic stirruption.
Why didn’t the horse tell her friend she was a thief?
She didn’t want to saddle her with that information.
How do winged horses walk if they become pirates?
Peg-asus legs.
Why does the horse go to school?
It brings her fulfillyment.
Why does a horse’s hair always look so good?
She mane-tains it.
What does a horse call her best friend?
Her mane chick.
What is the coldest type of horse?
A freezian.
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What’s a horse’s favorite makeup brand?
Neighhhbelline.
Why did the horse never get cold?
It was a Dutch warmblood.
Why couldn’t the little girl ride the horse?
It was feeling bucky.
What did the horse say when it saw a sheepdog?
“Why is your furlong?”
What kind of horse would Bilbo Baggins ride?
A shire.
How do ponies react when the opposing team comes on the field?
They horse-boo.
What do you call old horses?
Ancient roans.
What do you call a horse going down a waterslide?
Horseback sliding.