How did the horse get up the stairs?
He mounted them.
What natural disaster took out the ancient horses?
A volcanic stirruption.
Why couldn’t the equestrian find the carrots? They were down by the bay.
What kind of bread does a racehorse eat?
Thoroughbred.
Why didn’t the horse tell her friend she was a thief?
She didn’t want to saddle her with that information.
When do vampires like horse racing?
When it's neck and neck.
What did the ponies do when it was raining? Stay ind-horse.
What do horses eat with their salad? Dressage-ing.
What do winged horses attend in school? Pegclasses.
Why was the horse such a good dancer?
It perfected its halturn.
Why did the horse like her new backpack?
The straps were adju-stable.
What kind of car do fancy horses drive?
Mustangs.
What’s a horse’s favorite country singer?
Colt-on Underwood.
What does a workhorse like to drink?
A Moscow Mule.
What did the guard say to stop the horse from escaping?
Halt-her!
Why was the horse feeling a bit sick?
Its voice was a bit hoarse.
How could you tell the horse was getting old?
It was wither-ing away.
What does a winged horse drink from at a party?
A keg-asus.
What cartoon do horses like to watch?
Whinny the Pooh.
What do horses use to eat?
Breastplates.
Where do horses go on vacation?
Flankfurt.
Why did the horse go to jail?
The prosecutors failed to show the burden of hoof.
How did the horse solve a murder?
Compiled newspaper clippings.
How did the horse make payments?
In in-stallion-ments.
What did the horse say when it saw a sheepdog?
“Why is your furlong?”
How did the pony get the bugs away?
It said, horse-shoo fly, don’t bother me.
What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?
A mechanic.
What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?
Bronchitis.
What type of car would a regular horse buy?
A Fjord Focus.