Q. Why couldn't the gorilla run in the marathon?
A. Because he's not part of the human race!
What do you call a white skinned gorilla?
Honkey Kong.
Where do apes like to cook their sausages?
On the gorilla.
What do you feed a 700 pound gorilla?
Just give him anything he wants and then run.
What is the first thing that gorillas learn at kindergarten?
Apey Cee's?
I gave my wife that new gorilla glue chapstick...🦍💄
It left her speechless
Why did the Gorilla fail its exam? He didn't have the ape-titude.
Q. What kind of underwear do s*xy gorillas wear?
A. Chim-pant-zies.
Where do gorillas go to after work?
The monkey bars.
Why wasn't King Kong able to climb to the top of the Empire State Building?
He couldn't quite fit in the elevator.
Q. Why did the gorilla cross the road?
A. To get to the monkey biz on the other side.
Did you hear about the girl who put gorilla glue in her hair?
Her stupidity knew no bonds
How do you tell the difference between a rabbit and a gorilla?
A rabbit looks nothing like a gorilla
Q. What do you get if you cross a gorilla with a grizzly bear?
A. Fired from the zoo.
Q. How do you make a sasquatch, a yeti, or a bigfoot laugh?
A. Tell it a gorilla joke!
Q. Which US city holds the record for suicidal gorillas jumping off skyscrapers?
A. Fall-Adelphia.
Q. What do you call a gorilla who studies large primates and has great grades?
A. Ape lust student.
Q. Why was the baby gorilla such a big brat?
A. Because his parents are big apes.
Where do gorillas keep their beehives?
Apeiaries.
Q. What do you call an entertaining gorilla eating a banana?
A. Ape peeling.
A muslim woman wanted to adopt a gorilla. Her husband wouldn't allow it.
He said, that's haram, bae.
Q. What do they call the gorilla marathon runner who only wins when it's pouring outdoors?
A. The raining chimp-ion.
Why did the advertising tycoons hire a bunch of apes?
They were running a gorilla marketing campaign.
How did the gorilla know she was poorly? She had a belly ape.
What do you call a gorilla stuck in a ventilation shaft
A Duct-ape.
Q. How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Two, but it has to be a really BIG light bulb.
What do you feed a 700 pound gorilla?
Just give him anything he wants and then run.
Q. What do gorillas and big apes do to make each other laugh?
A. They tell punny jokes about humans!
Did you hear about the 2 apes that kept fighting with each other?
It was gorilla warfare.
What noise does a gorilla’s doorbell make?
King Kong
What is a gorillas favourite ice cream flavour.
Chocolate chimp.
Old gorillas never die, but they do go bananas.
Where do the monkeys melt their cheese?
Under the gorilla.
Q. Why was the blonde disappointed after her visit to an apiary?
A. There weren't any gorillas there. DUH!
Why was there a troop of gorillas protesting outside the biscuit factory?
They wanted to stop the production of animal crackers.
A gorilla starts off his day by going to his car
When he gets to his car, he notices hes missing something. He walks back in his house, and asks his wife "Have you seen monkeys?"
What did the Gorilla say to his friend when he called him back on the phone?
You-Rang-a-Tang?
Q. Why did the girl-illa win the beauty contest?
A. She was beast of show!
Did you hear about the extremely serious gorilla?
He didn't monkey around.
Q. Where do gorillas get their gossip?
A. From the grapevine.
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite toy?
A. A bab-boom-orang.