What is a gorillas second favourite fruit to eat behind bananas?=
Ape-ricots
Why don't gorillas vote?
They're ape-political.
Did you hear about the extremely serious gorilla?
He didn't monkey around.
Did you hear about the 2 apes that kept fighting with each other?
It was gorilla warfare.
Harambe wasn’t only one of the best gorillas I’ve ever met...
He was also a great ape.
What do gorillas and orangutans wear in the kitchen?
Ape-rons.
What do you get if you cross a talking parrot with a gorilla?
I am not sure but if he says something you better damn well listen.
Q. What do gorillas and big apes do to make each other laugh?
A. They tell punny jokes about humans!
My girlfriend and I saw an inflatable gorilla In front of a jacuzzi store
She asked me why they would do that for a jacuzzi store. I told her it was a guerilla tactic. She was not impressed.
Q. What do you get if you cross a gorilla with a grizzly bear?
A. Fired from the zoo.
How did the gorilla know she was poorly? She had a belly ape.
Q. Where do gorillas get their gossip?
A. From the grapevine.
What did the Gorilla say to his friend when he called him back on the phone?
You-Rang-a-Tang?
Why did the Buddhist gorilla get locked out of his monastery?
He forgot his monk-key
What do you call a gorilla with a machine gun ?
Whatever it wants to be called.
What did the banana do when it saw a gorilla? The banana split.
How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest? She was the beast of the show!
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite toy?
A. A bab-boom-orang.
What is most gorillas' favorite book to study in English class at high school?
The Apes Of Wrath.
If you were in the jungle, and a gorilla charged you, what should you do?
Pay him.
What do you call a gorilla with a million dollars?
A gorillanaire
My friend, who's a geneticist and a rapper crossed a gorilla with an orang utan
That's his new mixed ape.
Did you hear about the gorilla that was from Vietnam?
He was a viet kong.
What do you call a gorilla stuck in a ventilation shaft
A Duct-ape.
What’s the first thing a gorilla learns in school? The ape b c’s.
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite holiday?
A. Ape-ril Fools Day!
Q. What kind of underwear do s*xy gorillas wear?
A. Chim-pant-zies.
Q. What do you call a gorilla who studies large primates and has great grades?
A. Ape lust student.
Where do apes like to cook their sausages?
On the gorilla.
What is just as big as a gorilla but literally weighs nothing?
A gorilla's shadow.
Where do gorillas keep their beehives?
Apeiaries.
What do you call a gorilla in a cement-mixer?
King Koncrete.
Q. Why couldn't the gorilla run in the marathon?
A. Because he's not part of the human race!
Q. Which kind of ape enjoys smoking tobaco?
A. Cigarilla.
Q. Why was the baby gorilla such a big brat?
A. Because his parents are big apes.
What do you call a gorilla who has been locked up in prison?
A kong-vict
What do you feed a 700 pound gorilla?
Just give him anything he wants and then run.
Q. Which book makes virgin gorillas blush?
A. The Naked Ape.
Why did the gorilla cross the road? He had to take care of some monkey business.
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite movie?
A. Planet of the Apes.
Why was there a troop of gorillas protesting outside the biscuit factory?
They wanted to stop the production of animal crackers.