Q. Which country was founded by wild gorillas?
A. The Banana Republic.
What do you call a large gorilla who appears to be in a bad mood?
Sir.
What do you call a white skinned gorilla?
Honkey Kong.
Q. What do they call the gorilla marathon runner who only wins when it's pouring outdoors?
A. The raining chimp-ion.
Q. What do you call a gorilla who studies large primates and has great grades?
A. Ape lust student.
Q. Why was the lady baboon so atrracted to the big gorilla?
A. 'Cause he had s*x ape-peal.
Did you hear about the gorilla with a screw loose?
He needed to use a money wrench to tighten it.
What do you call a gorilla stuck in a ventilation shaft
A Duct-ape.
What do you feed a 700 pound gorilla?
Just give him anything he wants and then run.
What is the first thing that gorillas learn at kindergarten?
Apey Cee's?
Q. Why do educated gorillas like the numbers 1, 3, 5, 7, 11 and 13?
A. 'Cause they're prime apes.
What do you get if you cross a talking parrot with a gorilla?
I am not sure but if he says something you better damn well listen.
Q. Where do lady gorillas go for a wild weekend night out?
A. Chimpendale's.
Why did the gorilla cross the road? He had to take care of some monkey business.
Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic? The bear hug!
Q. Why did the gorilla cross the road?
A. To get to the monkey biz on the other side.
A gorilla starts off his day by going to his car
When he gets to his car, he notices hes missing something. He walks back in his house, and asks his wife "Have you seen monkeys?"
What’s a gorilla’s favourite pop group? A: Bananarama!
Did you hear about the gorilla that was from Vietnam?
He was a viet kong.
Why don't gorillas vote?
They're ape-political.
Did you hear about the 2 apes that kept fighting with each other?
It was gorilla warfare.
What is a gorillas second favourite fruit to eat behind bananas?=
Ape-ricots
Q. What do you call an entertaining gorilla eating a banana?
A. Ape peeling.
What do you call a gorilla with a machine gun ?
Whatever it wants to be called.
Q. Why was the baby gorilla such a big brat?
A. Because his parents are big apes.
Q. What does the alpha gorilla call his first wife?
A. His prime mate.
Q. Why couldn't the gorilla run in the marathon?
A. Because he's not part of the human race!
Q. How do you make a sasquatch, a yeti, or a bigfoot laugh?
A. Tell it a gorilla joke!
What do gorillas and orangutans wear in the kitchen?
Ape-rons.
Where do gorillas go to after work?
The monkey bars.
What did the Gorilla say when he saw there was a sale happening?
Ooh! OOh! OOOh!!!!
Q. Why was the blonde disappointed after her visit to an apiary?
A. There weren't any gorillas there. DUH!
Q. Why was the gorilla's jungle party so lame?
A. Because theyran out of chimps and dip.
My girlfriend and I saw an inflatable gorilla In front of a jacuzzi store
She asked me why they would do that for a jacuzzi store. I told her it was a guerilla tactic. She was not impressed.
Why do gorillas have really big fingers?
Because they have really big nostrils!
Q. What haapens if a gorilla sits on your piano?
A. You get a flat note.
Q. What is a gorilla in a wheelchair called?
A. Dis-ape-led.
What food did the Gorilla order when he went to France?
Ape Suzettes.
What do you call a gorilla who has been locked up in prison?
A kong-vict
Q. Whay aren't gorillas afraid of zombies?
A. Because the ape-ocalypse doesn't frighten them.
Ever wonder how gorillas can be so strong when they eat mostly a plant based diet?
Cuz they don't monkey around when it comes to strength training!