What do you call a white skinned gorilla?
Honkey Kong.
What do you call a gorilla with a machine gun ?
Whatever it wants to be called.
Q. What do they call the gorilla marathon runner who only wins when it's pouring outdoors?
A. The raining chimp-ion.
Where do gorillas keep their beehives?
Apeiaries.
Q. What do you call gorillaS who just monkey around at the gym?
A. Buff-oons
How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae? Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite toy?
A. A bab-boom-orang.
Q. Which country was founded by wild gorillas?
A. The Banana Republic.
Q. Where do lady gorillas go for a wild weekend night out?
A. Chimpendale's.
Did you hear about the extremely serious gorilla?
He didn't monkey around.
Q. Which book makes virgin gorillas blush?
A. The Naked Ape.
Why did the advertising tycoons hire a bunch of apes?
They were running a gorilla marketing campaign.
Why don't gorillas vote?
They're ape-political.
A muslim woman wanted to adopt a gorilla. Her husband wouldn't allow it.
He said, that's haram, bae.
Q. What kind of underwear do s*xy gorillas wear?
A. Chim-pant-zies.
What is just as big as a gorilla but literally weighs nothing?
A gorilla's shadow.
Why wasn't King Kong able to climb to the top of the Empire State Building?
He couldn't quite fit in the elevator.
What do you feed a 700 pound gorilla?
Just give him anything he wants and then run.
Q. What do you get if you cross a gorilla with a grizzly bear?
A. Fired from the zoo.
Did you hear about the gorilla with a screw loose?
He needed to use a money wrench to tighten it.
I gave my wife that new gorilla glue chapstick...🦍💄
It left her speechless
Q. Why was the gorilla's jungle party so lame?
A. Because theyran out of chimps and dip.
Q. What haapens if a gorilla sits on your piano?
A. You get a flat note.
Have you heard about the gorilla who got a name change?
Peaches the gorilla escaped from the zoo, but when they got him back they had to change it because it turns out he had become an Ape Re-caught.
What do gorillas and orangutans wear in the kitchen?
Ape-rons.
How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest? She was the beast of the show!
Q. What did the Aussie zookeeper say to the gorilla who was spying on him?
A. There's no need to pry, mate.
What do you call a gorilla in a cement-mixer?
King Koncrete.
My girlfriend and I saw an inflatable gorilla In front of a jacuzzi store
She asked me why they would do that for a jacuzzi store. I told her it was a guerilla tactic. She was not impressed.
What do you call a gorilla wearing headphones?
Anything you'd like, it can't hear you.
A gorilla starts off his day by going to his car
When he gets to his car, he notices hes missing something. He walks back in his house, and asks his wife "Have you seen monkeys?"
Q. Why are big gorilla turds always so stinking tired?
A. Because they're all pooped out!
Why do gorillas have really big fingers?
Because they have really big nostrils!
Q. Why was the baby gorilla such a big brat?
A. Because his parents are big apes.
Why should you never fight a Gorilla?
They know king kong fu.
Q. Why was the blonde disappointed after her visit to an apiary?
A. There weren't any gorillas there. DUH!
What did the Gorilla say when he saw there was a sale happening?
Ooh! OOh! OOOh!!!!
Q. Where do gorillas get their gossip?
A. From the grapevine.
Q. Why do educated gorillas like the numbers 1, 3, 5, 7, 11 and 13?
A. 'Cause they're prime apes.
Q. What does the alpha gorilla call his first wife?
A. His prime mate.
Q. Why doesn't a big gorilla have to flush the toilet?
A. He scares the sh*t out of it!