What do you call a large gorilla who appears to be in a bad mood?
Sir.
What food did the Gorilla order when he went to France?
Ape Suzettes.
Q. Why was the baby gorilla such a big brat?
A. Because his parents are big apes.
Q. What kind of underwear do s*xy gorillas wear?
A. Chim-pant-zies.
Where do the monkeys melt their cheese?
Under the gorilla.
Did you hear about the gorilla that was from Vietnam?
He was a viet kong.
Why did the Gorilla fail its exam? He didn't have the ape-titude.
What is a gorillas favourite ice cream flavour.
Chocolate chimp.
Q. Why did the gorilla cross the road?
A. To get to the monkey biz on the other side.
Did you hear about the 2 apes that kept fighting with each other?
It was gorilla warfare.
Q. Why was the gorilla's jungle party so lame?
A. Because theyran out of chimps and dip.
What do you call a gorilla with a million dollars?
A gorillanaire
A gorilla starts off his day by going to his car
When he gets to his car, he notices hes missing something. He walks back in his house, and asks his wife "Have you seen monkeys?"
Q. Why was the lady baboon so atrracted to the big gorilla?
A. 'Cause he had s*x ape-peal.
Q. Why did the girl-illa win the beauty contest?
A. She was beast of show!
A muslim woman wanted to adopt a gorilla. Her husband wouldn't allow it.
He said, that's haram, bae.
How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae? Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!
What did the gorilla wear when he was cooking in the kitchen?
An ape-ron
Q. What do you call an entertaining gorilla eating a banana?
A. Ape peeling.
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite movie?
A. Planet of the Apes.
Why should you never fight a Gorilla?
They know king kong fu.
Q. Why did the gorilla go to the barber?
A. He was concerned about his ape-pearance.
Why wasn't King Kong able to climb to the top of the Empire State Building?
He couldn't quite fit in the elevator.
What do you call a gorilla who has been locked up in prison?
A kong-vict
What did the gorilla say after spending one month at te gym?
Geez, gain a little muscle mass, and everybody acuses you of steroids. As if eating too many bananas wasn't dopey enough!
Why did the gorilla have to visit the vet?
He wasn't peeling well
If you were in the jungle, and a gorilla charged you, what should you do?
Pay him.
What do gorillas and orangutans wear in the kitchen?
Ape-rons.
What do you call a polyarmourus deceased gorilla?
Harembe.
What do you call a gorilla stuck in a ventilation shaft
A Duct-ape.
Q. Where did the gorilla like to go sailing?
A. The Chimpan-Sea
Q. Why doesn't a big gorilla have to flush the toilet?
A. He scares the sh*t out of it!
What did the banana do when it saw a gorilla? The banana split.
What do you feed a 700 pound gorilla?
Just give him anything he wants and then run.
How did the gorilla know she was poorly? She had a belly ape.
Q. How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Two, but it has to be a really BIG light bulb.
What do you call a gorilla in a cement-mixer?
King Koncrete.
Q. Whay aren't gorillas afraid of zombies?
A. Because the ape-ocalypse doesn't frighten them.
Q. Why was the blonde disappointed after her visit to an apiary?
A. There weren't any gorillas there. DUH!
What did the Gorilla say to his friend when he called him back on the phone?
You-Rang-a-Tang?
What did the Gorilla say when he saw there was a sale happening?
Ooh! OOh! OOOh!!!!