Q. Why was the lady baboon so atrracted to the big gorilla?
A. 'Cause he had s*x ape-peal.
What is the first thing that gorillas learn at kindergarten?
Apey Cee's?
Q. Which country was founded by wild gorillas?
A. The Banana Republic.
How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae? Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!
Why did the gorilla cross the road? He had to take care of some monkey business.
What’s a gorilla’s favourite pop group? A: Bananarama!
What do you call a polyarmourus deceased gorilla?
Harembe.
Q. What haapens if a gorilla sits on your piano?
A. You get a flat note.
Q. Where did the gorilla like to go sailing?
A. The Chimpan-Sea
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite holiday?
A. Ape-ril Fools Day!
My friend, who's a geneticist and a rapper crossed a gorilla with an orang utan
That's his new mixed ape.
Where do the monkeys melt their cheese?
Under the gorilla.
Q. What did the Aussie zookeeper say to the gorilla who was spying on him?
A. There's no need to pry, mate.
Q. Why was the baby gorilla such a big brat?
A. Because his parents are big apes.
What noise does a gorilla’s doorbell make?
King Kong
Did you hear about the gorilla that was from Vietnam?
He was a viet kong.
Where do gorillas keep their beehives?
Apeiaries.
Q. What do you call an entertaining gorilla eating a banana?
A. Ape peeling.
How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest? She was the beast of the show!
Q. Why did the gorilla cross the road?
A. To get to the monkey biz on the other side.
What do you call a white skinned gorilla?
Honkey Kong.
What food did the Gorilla order when he went to France?
Ape Suzettes.
What did the Gorilla say to his friend when he called him back on the phone?
You-Rang-a-Tang?
Where do apes like to cook their sausages?
On the gorilla.
What do you call a large gorilla who appears to be in a bad mood?
Sir.
If you were in the jungle, and a gorilla charged you, what should you do?
Pay him.
Q. What do gorillas and big apes do to make each other laugh?
A. They tell punny jokes about humans!
What do you call a gorilla in a cement-mixer?
King Koncrete.
What did the Gorilla say when he saw there was a sale happening?
Ooh! OOh! OOOh!!!!
What do you call a gorilla who has been locked up in prison?
A kong-vict
Q. What kind of underwear do s*xy gorillas wear?
A. Chim-pant-zies.
What did the gorilla wear when he was cooking in the kitchen?
An ape-ron
A gorilla starts off his day by going to his car
When he gets to his car, he notices hes missing something. He walks back in his house, and asks his wife "Have you seen monkeys?"
What do you call a gorilla wearing headphones?
Anything you'd like, it can't hear you.
What do you get if you cross a talking parrot with a gorilla?
I am not sure but if he says something you better damn well listen.
What do you feed a 700 pound gorilla?
Just give him anything he wants and then run.
What's the best time of year to see gorillas in the wild? Ape-ril.
Q. What do you call gorillaS who just monkey around at the gym?
A. Buff-oons
Why did the Gorilla fail its exam? He didn't have the ape-titude.
Q. What do they call the gorilla marathon runner who only wins when it's pouring outdoors?
A. The raining chimp-ion.
What’s the first thing a gorilla learns in school? The ape b c’s.
Q. Why did the gorilla go to the barber?
A. He was concerned about his ape-pearance.
What did the banana do when it saw a gorilla? The banana split.
Q. What do you call a gorilla who studies large primates and has great grades?
A. Ape lust student.
Q. Which US city holds the record for suicidal gorillas jumping off skyscrapers?
A. Fall-Adelphia.
Q. Where do gorillas get their gossip?
A. From the grapevine.
Where do gorillas go to after work?
The monkey bars.
What do you call a gorilla with no arms?
An ape-utee
Q. What do you get if you cross a gorilla with a grizzly bear?
A. Fired from the zoo.
What did the gorilla say after spending one month at te gym?
Geez, gain a little muscle mass, and everybody acuses you of steroids. As if eating too many bananas wasn't dopey enough!