What is most gorillas' favorite book to study in English class at high school?
The Apes Of Wrath.
What did the banana do when it saw a gorilla? The banana split.
Did you hear about the extremely serious gorilla?
He didn't monkey around.
Where do gorillas keep their beehives?
Apeiaries.
My friend, who's a geneticist and a rapper crossed a gorilla with an orang utan
That's his new mixed ape.
Q. Where did the gorilla like to go sailing?
A. The Chimpan-Sea
Q. Where do gorillas get their gossip?
A. From the grapevine.
What is a gorillas favourite ice cream flavour.
Chocolate chimp.
Where do gorillas go to after work?
The monkey bars.
What is the first thing that gorillas learn at kindergarten?
Apey Cee's?
Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic? The bear hug!
Why do gorillas have really big fingers?
Because they have really big nostrils!
Q. Which kind of ape enjoys smoking tobaco?
A. Cigarilla.
Q. Why couldn't the gorilla run in the marathon?
A. Because he's not part of the human race!
What do you call a gorilla with no arms?
An ape-utee
Q. Why did the gorilla go to the barber?
A. He was concerned about his ape-pearance.
What did the Gorilla say when he saw there was a sale happening?
Ooh! OOh! OOOh!!!!
Q. Why was the baby gorilla such a big brat?
A. Because his parents are big apes.
Why was there a troop of gorillas protesting outside the biscuit factory?
They wanted to stop the production of animal crackers.
Did you hear about the gorilla that was from Vietnam?
He was a viet kong.
What do you call a large gorilla who appears to be in a bad mood?
Sir.
Where do the monkeys melt their cheese?
Under the gorilla.
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite holiday?
A. Ape-ril Fools Day!
Q. What do you call gorillaS who just monkey around at the gym?
A. Buff-oons
Have you heard about the gorilla who got a name change?
Peaches the gorilla escaped from the zoo, but when they got him back they had to change it because it turns out he had become an Ape Re-caught.
What noise does a gorilla’s doorbell make?
King Kong
What do you call a white skinned gorilla?
Honkey Kong.
Q. What do you call an entertaining gorilla eating a banana?
A. Ape peeling.
What do you call a gorilla with a machine gun ?
Whatever it wants to be called.
Q. Why did the gorilla cross the road?
A. To get to the monkey biz on the other side.
If you were in the jungle, and a gorilla charged you, what should you do?
Pay him.
What's the best time of year to see gorillas in the wild? Ape-ril.
Why did the advertising tycoons hire a bunch of apes?
They were running a gorilla marketing campaign.
What did the Gorilla say to his friend when he called him back on the phone?
You-Rang-a-Tang?
Q. What happens when a gorilla has a melt down?
A. He goes absolutely bananas!
Q. Why do educated gorillas like the numbers 1, 3, 5, 7, 11 and 13?
A. 'Cause they're prime apes.
Q. What haapens if a gorilla sits on your piano?
A. You get a flat note.
What did the gorilla wear when he was cooking in the kitchen?
An ape-ron
Why should you never fight a Gorilla?
They know king kong fu.
How do gorillas get down the stairs? They slide down the banana-ster!
What is the best thing to do if you notice a gorilla is sitting at your desk?
Find another place to sit.
Q. What does the alpha gorilla call his first wife?
A. His prime mate.
I gave my wife that new gorilla glue chapstick...🦍💄
It left her speechless
What do you feed a 700 pound gorilla?
Just give him anything he wants and then run.
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite toy?
A. A bab-boom-orang.
Q. What did the Aussie zookeeper say to the gorilla who was spying on him?
A. There's no need to pry, mate.
What’s a gorilla’s favourite pop group? A: Bananarama!
Q. Which book makes virgin gorillas blush?
A. The Naked Ape.
Harambe wasn’t only one of the best gorillas I’ve ever met...
He was also a great ape.
Why wasn't King Kong able to climb to the top of the Empire State Building?
He couldn't quite fit in the elevator.