Why was there a troop of gorillas protesting outside the biscuit factory?
They wanted to stop the production of animal crackers.
What do you call a gorilla in a cement-mixer?
King Koncrete.
Why wasn't King Kong able to climb to the top of the Empire State Building?
He couldn't quite fit in the elevator.
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite movie?
A. Planet of the Apes.
Q. Why did the girl-illa win the beauty contest?
A. She was beast of show!
What’s the first thing a gorilla learns in school? The ape b c’s.
Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic? The bear hug!
What do you call a white skinned gorilla?
Honkey Kong.
Q. Why was the gorilla's jungle party so lame?
A. Because theyran out of chimps and dip.
What is the best thing to do if you notice a gorilla is sitting at your desk?
Find another place to sit.
Q. Why was the blonde disappointed after her visit to an apiary?
A. There weren't any gorillas there. DUH!
Q. Where do lady gorillas go for a wild weekend night out?
A. Chimpendale's.
Ever wonder how gorillas can be so strong when they eat mostly a plant based diet?
Cuz they don't monkey around when it comes to strength training!
What is a gorillas second favourite fruit to eat behind bananas?=
Ape-ricots
Q. What do they call the gorilla marathon runner who only wins when it's pouring outdoors?
A. The raining chimp-ion.
Have you heard about the gorilla who got a name change?
Peaches the gorilla escaped from the zoo, but when they got him back they had to change it because it turns out he had become an Ape Re-caught.
Q. Where do gorillas get their gossip?
A. From the grapevine.
What is just as big as a gorilla but literally weighs nothing?
A gorilla's shadow.
Did you hear about the gorilla that was from Vietnam?
He was a viet kong.
Q. Which book makes virgin gorillas blush?
A. The Naked Ape.
Q. What do you get if you cross a gorilla with a grizzly bear?
A. Fired from the zoo.
How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae? Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!
Q. Why did the gorilla go to the barber?
A. He was concerned about his ape-pearance.
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite holiday?
A. Ape-ril Fools Day!
A gorilla starts off his day by going to his car
When he gets to his car, he notices hes missing something. He walks back in his house, and asks his wife "Have you seen monkeys?"
What noise does a gorilla’s doorbell make?
King Kong
What do you call a gorilla with a machine gun ?
Whatever it wants to be called.
Q. Why was the baby gorilla such a big brat?
A. Because his parents are big apes.
Q. How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Two, but it has to be a really BIG light bulb.
Q. What haapens if a gorilla sits on your piano?
A. You get a flat note.
How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest? She was the beast of the show!
How do gorillas get down the stairs? They slide down the banana-ster!
Why did the Gorilla fail its exam? He didn't have the ape-titude.
Why did the advertising tycoons hire a bunch of apes?
They were running a gorilla marketing campaign.
What do you call a large gorilla who appears to be in a bad mood?
Sir.
Q. Which kind of ape enjoys smoking tobaco?
A. Cigarilla.
Q. Why are big gorilla turds always so stinking tired?
A. Because they're all pooped out!
Old gorillas never die, but they do go bananas.
If you were in the jungle, and a gorilla charged you, what should you do?
Pay him.
Where do the monkeys melt their cheese?
Under the gorilla.
Q. What do you call an entertaining gorilla eating a banana?
A. Ape peeling.
Did you hear about the extremely serious gorilla?
He didn't monkey around.
What did the banana do when it saw a gorilla? The banana split.
Q. What did the Aussie zookeeper say to the gorilla who was spying on him?
A. There's no need to pry, mate.
Q. Why do educated gorillas like the numbers 1, 3, 5, 7, 11 and 13?
A. 'Cause they're prime apes.
What is most gorillas' favorite book to study in English class at high school?
The Apes Of Wrath.
What food did the Gorilla order when he went to France?
Ape Suzettes.
What do you get if you cross a talking parrot with a gorilla?
I am not sure but if he says something you better damn well listen.
What is a gorillas favourite ice cream flavour.
Chocolate chimp.
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite toy?
A. A bab-boom-orang.