My girlfriend and I saw an inflatable gorilla In front of a jacuzzi store
She asked me why they would do that for a jacuzzi store. I told her it was a guerilla tactic. She was not impressed.
Q. Why did the gorilla go to the barber?
A. He was concerned about his ape-pearance.
How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae? Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!
What’s a gorilla’s favourite pop group? A: Bananarama!
Old gorillas never die, but they do go bananas.
Why did the gorilla have to visit the vet?
He wasn't peeling well
What did the banana do when it saw a gorilla? The banana split.
Q. What do you get if you cross a gorilla with a grizzly bear?
A. Fired from the zoo.
Q. Why was the blonde disappointed after her visit to an apiary?
A. There weren't any gorillas there. DUH!
Q. Why are big gorilla turds always so stinking tired?
A. Because they're all pooped out!
What noise does a gorilla’s doorbell make?
King Kong