What did the Gorilla say when he saw there was a sale happening?
Ooh! OOh! OOOh!!!!
Q. Why was the blonde disappointed after her visit to an apiary?
A. There weren't any gorillas there. DUH!
Q. Why was the gorilla's jungle party so lame?
A. Because theyran out of chimps and dip.
My girlfriend and I saw an inflatable gorilla In front of a jacuzzi store
She asked me why they would do that for a jacuzzi store. I told her it was a guerilla tactic. She was not impressed.
Why do gorillas have really big fingers?
Because they have really big nostrils!
Q. What haapens if a gorilla sits on your piano?
A. You get a flat note.
Q. What is a gorilla in a wheelchair called?
A. Dis-ape-led.
What food did the Gorilla order when he went to France?
Ape Suzettes.
What do you call a gorilla who has been locked up in prison?
A kong-vict
Q. Whay aren't gorillas afraid of zombies?
A. Because the ape-ocalypse doesn't frighten them.
Ever wonder how gorillas can be so strong when they eat mostly a plant based diet?
Cuz they don't monkey around when it comes to strength training!