What did the gorilla wear when he was cooking in the kitchen?
An ape-ron
Where do apes like to cook their sausages?
On the gorilla.
What food did the Gorilla order when he went to France?
Ape Suzettes.
Where do gorillas keep their beehives?
Apeiaries.
What did the Gorilla say when he saw there was a sale happening?
Ooh! OOh! OOOh!!!!
What is a gorillas favourite ice cream flavour.
Chocolate chimp.
What is most gorillas' favorite book to study in English class at high school?
The Apes Of Wrath.
What do you get if you cross a talking parrot with a gorilla?
I am not sure but if he says something you better damn well listen.
Q. What happens when a gorilla has a melt down?
A. He goes absolutely bananas!
Q. How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Two, but it has to be a really BIG light bulb.
What do you call a gorilla wearing headphones?
Anything you'd like, it can't hear you.