Did you hear about the 2 apes that kept fighting with each other?
It was gorilla warfare.
Where do gorillas go to after work?
The monkey bars.
Q. What happens when a gorilla has a melt down?
A. He goes absolutely bananas!
Did you hear about the extremely serious gorilla?
He didn't monkey around.
Why was there a troop of gorillas protesting outside the biscuit factory?
They wanted to stop the production of animal crackers.
Q. What do you get if you cross a gorilla with a grizzly bear?
A. Fired from the zoo.
Why did the Buddhist gorilla get locked out of his monastery?
He forgot his monk-key
What do you call a gorilla with a machine gun ?
Whatever it wants to be called.
What do you feed a 700 pound gorilla?
Just give him anything he wants and then run.
What is just as big as a gorilla but literally weighs nothing?
A gorilla's shadow.
How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae? Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!