What do you call a gorilla with a million dollars?
A gorillanaire
Q. Whay aren't gorillas afraid of zombies?
A. Because the ape-ocalypse doesn't frighten them.
Q. What is a gorilla in a wheelchair called?
A. Dis-ape-led.
Q. Why are big gorilla turds always so stinking tired?
A. Because they're all pooped out!
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite movie?
A. Planet of the Apes.
Harambe wasn’t only one of the best gorillas I’ve ever met...
He was also a great ape.
What’s the first thing a gorilla learns in school? The ape b c’s.
If you were in the jungle, and a gorilla charged you, what should you do?
Pay him.
Q. Which country was founded by wild gorillas?
A. The Banana Republic.
What do you feed a 700 pound gorilla?
Just give him anything he wants and then run.
Q. Why was the baby gorilla such a big brat?
A. Because his parents are big apes.