Q. What is a gorilla's favorite movie?
A. Planet of the Apes.
How do you tell the difference between a rabbit and a gorilla?
A rabbit looks nothing like a gorilla
What do you call a gorilla with a machine gun ?
Whatever it wants to be called.
Q. Whay aren't gorillas afraid of zombies?
A. Because the ape-ocalypse doesn't frighten them.
Why did the gorilla cross the road? He had to take care of some monkey business.
What do you call a white skinned gorilla?
Honkey Kong.
What do you get if you cross a talking parrot with a gorilla?
I am not sure but if he says something you better damn well listen.
If you were in the jungle, and a gorilla charged you, what should you do?
Pay him.
What’s a gorilla’s favourite pop group? A: Bananarama!
What noise does a gorilla’s doorbell make?
King Kong
Ever wonder how gorillas can be so strong when they eat mostly a plant based diet?
Cuz they don't monkey around when it comes to strength training!