Are Jellyfish sad that there are no Peanut Butter fish?
There was a fight at the fish restaurant last night.
Two haddock got battered.
What’s the coldest fish in the sea?
A blue whale!
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
How does a group of sea turtles make a decision?
They flipper a coin.
What do jellyfish and a girl after prom night have in common?
They can't be deboned.
What is the funniest fish in the sea?
A clownfish.
If you can think of a better fish pun, let minnow.
What fish like to fly?
Flying Fish
Why is it easy to spot a Cinderella-fish? They have glass flippers!
What do fish take to stay healthy?
Fish take Vitamin Sea to stay healthy!
How do fish get from place to place while playing golf?
With a golf carp,
How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?
Ten-tickles!
Why are fish so smart?
They are always in schools!
What kind of whale can fly?
A Pilot whale.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?
Swimming trunks!
My wife got stung by a jellyfish and said, “Quick, pee on it!” So I peed on it and said…
“That’s for stinging my wife!”
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Oysters don’t share their pearls because they’re shellfish!
What did the fish say to the other fish? Pucker-fish!
What part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales.
Why did the fish blush?
Because it saw the ocean's bottom.
Why did the sailor throw a penny into the whale’s mouth?
The sailor thought he was was a wishing whale!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
I watched a good film about fishing last night.
It had a great cast.
What's a fish's favorite musical instrument?
A bass guitar.
What did the fish say when he posted bail?
I’m off the hook!
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
A seahorse.
How do you find out how heavy a whale is?
Take them to a whale-weigh station.
How do you make a fish laugh?
Tell it a whale of a tale.
What fish perform at the circus?
Clown fish!
Would you rather kiss a shark or a jellyfish?
A jellyfish. That’s a no-brainer.
Why are goldfish orange?
The water makes them rusty.
What are the fastest fish in the river? The motor-pike with a side-carp!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fishually impaired.
What fish are at the zoo?
Lion fish!
What do you call a lazy crayfish?
A slobster.
Whale, whale, whale…
If it isn’t a pod.
What kind of fish will help you hear?
A herring aid!
Who does a fish call when his piano breaks?
The piano tuna!
What sea creature never tells the truth
A lion fish.
Which fish is the most famous? The starfish.
How to fish like to eat cereal?
In a fish bowl!
What is the difference between a fish and a piano?
You can’t tuna fish.
What did the fish say when it swam into a brick wall?
Dam!
How do clams call their friends?
Clams call their friends on their shell phones!
Where do fish wash?
In a river basin.
A detective recently came into town to visit the new sushi restaurant
He heard there was a fishy business.
What does the Pope eat during Lent?
Holy mackerel.
What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout?
A monkfish.
What do you call a FISH with no Eyes? A FSH.