What is it called when a dinosaur hits a homerun?
A Dino-Score.
What do you call a super articulate dinosaur?
A Thesaurus.
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? Rep Tiles
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A Diplodocus with a sore throat!
What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What did the dinosaur ask his pet dog when he wanted afternoon tea with him?
Do you want some tea, Rex?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
Did the dinosaur take a bath ? Why, is there one missing?
What family does Maiasaur belong to? I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!
Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? Because she was a plant eater!
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try and try and try and try-ceratops
Why did the T-Rex get a ticket? He ran through the stomp sign.
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Doyouthinkhesawus
Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? Because she had no guts!
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops.
What do you get when you put a bomb in a dinosaur? Dino-mite.
Where do dinosaurs get their mail ? At the dead-letter office!
Why don't dinosaurs ever forget? Because no one ever tells them anything!
What do you call someone who tells too many dinosaur jokes?
A dino-bore.
How can you tell if there is a dinosaur in bed with you? By the `D' on his pajamas.
What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? Anything you want. He can't hear you.
What is a dog’s favorite movie about dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark.
What do you call a dinosaur that's a loud sleeper? A Snore-a-sorus
Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook.
What kind of dinosaur works for the police? A trisara-cop.
Why are dinosaurs no longer around? Because their eggs stink.
Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw? Cause they don't know how to cook
Why did the dinosaur cross the road ? The chicken hadn't evolved yet!
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs.
What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal? Dino- score!
What's better than a talking dinosaur ? A spelling bee. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-Try-Try-ceratops.
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!
What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ? A Tricera-hops!
What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!
Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds? Yes, 8 Iguanadons and 2 Stegasaurus.
What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor? Dino-sore!
How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ? As fur as you can get!
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch? Strawberry jam.
How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ? One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun? At the dino-shore
When a dinosaur gets a goal in a soccer tournament, it is known as a dino-score.