Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook.
What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? Ptera Don
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw!
What do you call a blind dinosaur? adoyouthinkhesaurus.
What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth ? A peanut butter and Stegosaurus sandwich!
What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have? Baby Dinosaurs.
What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
Who makes dinosaur clothes? dino-sewer.
What do you call a super articulate dinosaur?
A Thesaurus.
How can you tell if there is a dinosaur in bed with you? By the `D' on his pajamas.
Did the dinosaur take a bath ? Why, is there one missing?
What is in the middle of dinosaurs ? The letter "s"!
What do your call a dinosaur with one eye? Eye-saur.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Which dinosaur can't stay out of the rain? A Stegosaur-rust
Which dinosaur slept all day ? The dino-snore!
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Her shadow!
What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What is a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet.
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch? Strawberry jam.
What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom.
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try and try and try and try-ceratops
What's green and purple and goes up and down? Barney in an elevator.
What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What kind of dinosaur works for the police? A trisara-cop.
Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ? Any kind! A house cannot jump!
Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? Because she had no guts!
What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes? Out of the way!
What do you call a Tyrannosaurus under stress?
A nervous rex.
What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? Anything you want. He can't hear you.
What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks? More than the dinosaur.
What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A Dinosaucer
What did the dinosaur ask his pet dog when he wanted afternoon tea with him?
Do you want some tea, Rex?
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops.
What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor? Dino-sore!
What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress? Rep. Tile!
What do you call a dinosaur that lost his glasses? uthinkhesawrus
What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops? Enormous holes in the base boards.