What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun? At the dino-shore
What do you get when a dinosaur blows it's nose? OUT of the way!!
What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ? Long distance!
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
A do-you-think-he-saur-us.
What's the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus? The strawberry is red!
Which dinosaur can't stay out of the rain? A Stegosaur-rust
How do you upset a dinosaur? Touchasaurus Spot.
What makes more noise than a dinosaur ? Two dinosaurs!
Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw? Cause they don't know how to cook
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ? A dino-sewer.
What do you get when you put a bomb in a dinosaur? Dino-mite.
How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? Tea Rex?
What family does Maiasaur belong to? I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!
What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom.
What do you call a T-Rex that gets into a fight with the Indominus Rex? Dino-sore.
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? Rep Tiles
Which dinosaur is pure evil? Daemonosaurus.
What is a dog’s favorite movie about dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth!
What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A Dinosaucer
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch? Strawberry jam.
What do you call a super articulate dinosaur?
A Thesaurus.
What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ? A Tricera-hops!
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet? When it's not raining!
What do you call a Tyrannosaurus under stress?
A nervous rex.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops.
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A Diplodocus with a sore throat!
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels? A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? Tyrannasaurus wreck!
What is a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet.
Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? Because she was a plant eater!
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What do you call a dinosaur that's a loud sleeper? A Snore-a-sorus
What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have? Baby Dinosaurs.
How can you tell if there is a dinosaur in bed with you? By the `D' on his pajamas.
Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds? Yes, 8 Iguanadons and 2 Stegasaurus.
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!