What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try and try and try and try-ceratops
What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? Try Sara's Tops
What is it called when a dinosaur hits a homerun?
A Dino-Score.
What is in the middle of dinosaurs ? The letter "s"!
What do you call someone who tells too many dinosaur jokes?
A dino-bore.
Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? Because she was a plant eater!
Where do dinosaurs get their mail ? At the dead-letter office!
What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ? A Tricera-hops!
What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.
What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had? Baby dinosaurs!
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What does a dinosaur call a porcupine? A toothbrush.
What kind of dinosaur works for the police? A trisara-cop.