What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops? Enormous holes in the base boards.
What do you call someone who tells too many dinosaur jokes?
A dino-bore.
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Bronto-snorus.
What do you get when you cross a Dinosaur and TNT? Dino-mite.
What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? Tomato-saurus
What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A Dinosaucer
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? Tyrannasaurus wreck!
Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation? To the dino-shore.
Why are dinosaurs no longer around? Because their eggs stink.
Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw? Cause they don't know how to cook
What was the scariest prehistoric animal? The Terror-dactyl!
What's the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus? The strawberry is red!