What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!
Why did the T-Rex get a ticket? He ran through the stomp sign.
Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay? Anywhere he wants to.
Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? Because she had no guts!
What makes more noise than a dinosaur ? Two dinosaurs!
Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red? So she could hide in the strawberry patch!
What did the dinosaur ask his pet dog when he wanted afternoon tea with him?
Do you want some tea, Rex?
What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Her shadow!
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks? More than the dinosaur.
What is a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet.
What do you call a blind dinosaur? adoyouthinkhesaurus.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road ? The chicken hadn't evolved yet!
What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ? Long distance!
Which dinosaur slept all day ? The dino-snore!
How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ? One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? Tomato-saurus
What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? Try Sara's Tops
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot? Sir.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot and a personal stereo over his ears? Anything you like, he won't hear you!
Where do dinosaurs get their mail ? At the dead-letter office!
Why don't dinosaurs ever forget? Because no one ever tells them anything!
What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor? Dino-sore!
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops.
What do you call a super articulate dinosaur?
A Thesaurus.
When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet? When it's not raining!
What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom.
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ? A dino-sewer.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation? To the dino-shore.
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus!
Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ? In the dark!
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? The door won't close!
What kind of dinosaur works for the police? A trisara-cop.
How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ? As fur as you can get!
What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo? Bronco-saurus or a Tyrannasourus Tex
Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? Because she was a plant eater!
What do you call someone who tells too many dinosaur jokes?
A dino-bore.
What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? Ptera Don
What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? Anything you want, it can't hear you!
What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have? Baby Dinosaurs.
How can you tell if there is a dinosaur in bed with you? By the `D' on his pajamas.
What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had? Baby dinosaurs!
What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Bronto-snorus.