What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? Try Sara's Tops
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth.
What makes more noise than a dinosaur ? Two dinosaurs!
What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ? A Tricera-hops!
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw!
What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A Dinosaucer
How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? Tea Rex?
Why don't dinosaurs ever forget? Because no one ever tells them anything!
What do you call someone who tells too many dinosaur jokes?
A dino-bore.
What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had? Baby dinosaurs!
Which dinosaur slept all day ? The dino-snore!
Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ? In the dark!
What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!
Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? Because she had no guts!
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? The door won't close!
What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom.
What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? Ptera Don
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!
What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Her shadow!
What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor? Dino-sore!
Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ? Any kind! A house cannot jump!
When a dinosaur gets a goal in a soccer tournament, it is known as a dino-score.
Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay? Anywhere he wants to.
Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation? To the dino-shore.
What's better than a talking dinosaur ? A spelling bee. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-Try-Try-ceratops.
Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum? Because they can't afford new ones!
What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal? Dino- score!
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch? Strawberry jam.
Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook.
What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ? Long distance!
What do you call a super articulate dinosaur?
A Thesaurus.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw? Cause they don't know how to cook
What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth ? A peanut butter and Stegosaurus sandwich!
What do you call a dinosaur with high heels? My-feet-are-saurus
What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? Anything you want, it can't hear you!
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus!
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?
What’s a horse’s favorite dinosaur?
The broncosaurus.
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Bronto-snorus.
What is a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet.
What does a dinosaur call a porcupine? A toothbrush.
Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? Because he is a meat eater!
What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ? Cheer him up!
What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? Anything you want. He can't hear you.
What is a dog’s favorite movie about dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark.
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.