What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? What a lavaly day!
Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds? Yes, 8 Iguanadons and 2 Stegasaurus.
What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo? Bronco-saurus or a Tyrannasourus Tex
What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ? Cheer him up!
What dinosaur is always sad? Cryalotosaurus
Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation? To the dino-shore.
What did the dinosaur ask his pet dog when he wanted afternoon tea with him?
Do you want some tea, Rex?
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
What was the scariest prehistoric animal? The Terror-dactyl!
What's green and hangs from trees? Dinosaur snot.
What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom.
What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? Anything you want, it can't hear you!
What was the most flexible dinosaur? Tyrannosaurus Flex.
What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Her shadow!
What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? Ptera Don
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!
What do you call a dinosaurs fart? "A blast from the past"
Why are dinosaurs no longer around? Because their eggs stink.
What do you call someone who tells too many dinosaur jokes?
A dino-bore.
What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels? A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
Which dinosaur is pure evil? Daemonosaurus.
Where did Velociraptor buy things? At a dino-store!
What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat? Anything she wants!
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
What do you call a Tyrannosaurus under stress?
A nervous rex.
How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? Tea Rex?
Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? Because he is a meat eater!
What is a dog’s favorite movie about dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark.
What is a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet.
Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red? So she could hide in the strawberry patch!
What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress? Rep. Tile!
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.
What's better than a talking dinosaur ? A spelling bee. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-Try-Try-ceratops.
What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth? Bronto-swore-us.
What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A Dinosaucer
What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have? Baby Dinosaurs.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ? As fur as you can get!
What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal? Dino- score!
What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do you call a dinosaur that's a loud sleeper? A Snore-a-sorus
What kind of dinosaur works for the police? A trisara-cop.
How can you tell if there is a dinosaur in bed with you? By the `D' on his pajamas.
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
Who makes dinosaur clothes? dino-sewer.
Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay? Anywhere he wants to.
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops.