Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw? Cause they don't know how to cook
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try and try and try and try-ceratops
What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Doyouthinkhesawus
What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur ? Jurassic Pork!
What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks? More than the dinosaur.
What do you call a blind dinosaur? adoyouthinkhesaurus.
Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun? At the dino-shore
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom.
Why don't dinosaurs ever forget? Because no one ever tells them anything!
What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ? A Tricera-hops!
What is a dog’s favorite movie about dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark.
What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor? Dino-sore!
Which dinosaur is pure evil? Daemonosaurus.
Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation? To the dino-shore.
What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat? Anything she wants!
What was the scariest prehistoric animal? The Terror-dactyl!
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw!
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
What do you call a T-Rex that gets into a fight with the Indominus Rex? Dino-sore.
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
A do-you-think-he-saur-us.
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ? As fur as you can get!
What was the most flexible dinosaur? Tyrannosaurus Flex.
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? Tomato-saurus
What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Her shadow!
Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook.
Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum? Because they can't afford new ones!
Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ? Any kind! A house cannot jump!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What do you call someone who tells too many dinosaur jokes?
A dino-bore.
What’s a horse’s favorite dinosaur?
The broncosaurus.
How do you know if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you? By the dinosnores.
Where did Velociraptor buy things? At a dino-store!
How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?
What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? Tyrannasaurus wreck!
What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had? Baby dinosaurs!
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth.
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ? A dino-sewer.
Why are dinosaurs no longer around? Because their eggs stink.
Who makes dinosaur clothes? dino-sewer.
What's green and hangs from trees? Dinosaur snot.
Which dinosaur slept all day ? The dino-snore!
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth!
How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? Tea Rex?