Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw? Cause they don't know how to cook
Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? Because she was a plant eater!
What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have? Baby Dinosaurs.
What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus!
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth!
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch? Strawberry jam.
How do you upset a dinosaur? Touchasaurus Spot.
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!
What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road ? The chicken hadn't evolved yet!
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do you call a dinosaurs fart? "A blast from the past"
What did the dinosaur ask his pet dog when he wanted afternoon tea with him?
Do you want some tea, Rex?
What is it called when a dinosaur hits a homerun?
A Dino-Score.
Where do dinosaurs get their mail ? At the dead-letter office!
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Bronto-snorus.
How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?
How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? Tea Rex?
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try and try and try and try-ceratops
What do you call a Tyrannosaurus under stress?
A nervous rex.
What is a dog’s favorite movie about dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark.
Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation? To the dino-shore.
Which dinosaur is pure evil? Daemonosaurus.
What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had? Baby dinosaurs!
What was the most flexible dinosaur? Tyrannosaurus Flex.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ? Long distance!
What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom.
What do you call a dinosaur that lost his glasses? uthinkhesawrus
What do you call a dinosaur that eats it's vegetables? A.brocileasoarus
What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? Tyrannasaurus wreck!
Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? Because he is a meat eater!
What is in the middle of dinosaurs ? The letter "s"!
Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum? Because they can't afford new ones!
What do your call a dinosaur with one eye? Eye-saur.
What do you call a blind dinosaur? adoyouthinkhesaurus.
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? The door won't close!
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw!
Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun? At the dino-shore
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth ? A peanut butter and Stegosaurus sandwich!
What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes? Out of the way!
How can you tell if there is a dinosaur in bed with you? By the `D' on his pajamas.
How do you make a dinosaur float? Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur.
Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ? In the dark!
What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth? Bronto-swore-us.