Which dinosaur slept all day ? The dino-snore!
Which dinosaur is pure evil? Daemonosaurus.
When a dinosaur gets a goal in a soccer tournament, it is known as a dino-score.
What do you get when a dinosaur blows it's nose? OUT of the way!!
What do you get when you put a bomb in a dinosaur? Dino-mite.
What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? Tyrannasaurus wreck!
What do you call a dinosaurs fart? "A blast from the past"
What did the dinosaur ask his pet dog when he wanted afternoon tea with him?
Do you want some tea, Rex?
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth.
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ? A dino-sewer.
What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops? Enormous holes in the base boards.
What's the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus? The strawberry is red!
What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress? Rep. Tile!
Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? Because she had no guts!
What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had? Baby dinosaurs!
What do you call someone who tells too many dinosaur jokes?
A dino-bore.
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!
What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes? Out of the way!
What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
How do you make a dinosaur float? Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur.
Where did Velociraptor buy things? At a dino-store!
Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay? Anywhere he wants to.
What do you call a dinosaur with high heels? My-feet-are-saurus
Where do dinosaurs get their mail ? At the dead-letter office!
What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A Dinosaucer
What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!
What do you call a Tyrannosaurus under stress?
A nervous rex.
What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal? Dino- score!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch? Strawberry jam.
What's green and purple and goes up and down? Barney in an elevator.
Which dinosaur can't stay out of the rain? A Stegosaur-rust
How do you know if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you? By the dinosnores.
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try and try and try and try-ceratops
What do you call a blind dinosaur? adoyouthinkhesaurus.
What’s a horse’s favorite dinosaur?
The broncosaurus.
What was the most flexible dinosaur? Tyrannosaurus Flex.
What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels? A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
What do your call a dinosaur with one eye? Eye-saur.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs.
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Bronto-snorus.
Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ? Any kind! A house cannot jump!
What dinosaur is always sad? Cryalotosaurus
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? Because she was a plant eater!
What is in the middle of dinosaurs ? The letter "s"!
What do you get when you cross a Dinosaur and TNT? Dino-mite.
What's better than a talking dinosaur ? A spelling bee. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-Try-Try-ceratops.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!