Who makes dinosaur clothes? dino-sewer.
What is it called when a dinosaur hits a homerun?
A Dino-Score.
Which dinosaur slept all day ? The dino-snore!
What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.
What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal? Dino- score!
What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels? A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Bronto-snorus.
Why don't dinosaurs ever forget? Because no one ever tells them anything!
Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? Because he is a meat eater!
What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ? A Tricera-hops!
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do you get when a dinosaur blows it's nose? OUT of the way!!
When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet? When it's not raining!
How do you make a dinosaur float? Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur.
What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? Try Sara's Tops
What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? Tomato-saurus
How do you know if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you? By the dinosnores.
What do your call a dinosaur with one eye? Eye-saur.
What dinosaur is always sad? Cryalotosaurus
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? The door won't close!
What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes? Out of the way!
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot? Sir.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot and a personal stereo over his ears? Anything you like, he won't hear you!
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? What a lavaly day!
What was the most flexible dinosaur? Tyrannosaurus Flex.
What do you call someone who tells too many dinosaur jokes?
A dino-bore.
What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? Anything you want, it can't hear you!
Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ? In the dark!
What do you get when you cross a Dinosaur and TNT? Dino-mite.
How can you tell if there is a dinosaur in bed with you? By the `D' on his pajamas.
What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had? Baby dinosaurs!
Where did Velociraptor buy things? At a dino-store!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!
What’s a horse’s favorite dinosaur?
The broncosaurus.
When a dinosaur gets a goal in a soccer tournament, it is known as a dino-score.
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops.
What's green and hangs from trees? Dinosaur snot.