How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?
What is a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet.
What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom.
What do you call a dinosaur with high heels? My-feet-are-saurus
How do you make a dinosaur float? Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur.
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops.
Why did the T-Rex get a ticket? He ran through the stomp sign.
What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal? Dino- score!
What do you call someone who tells too many dinosaur jokes?
A dino-bore.
What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A Dinosaucer
What do you get when you put a bomb in a dinosaur? Dino-mite.
Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun? At the dino-shore
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet? When it's not raining!
What do you call a dinosaur that lost his glasses? uthinkhesawrus
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
What do you call a super articulate dinosaur?
A Thesaurus.
Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds? Yes, 8 Iguanadons and 2 Stegasaurus.
How can you tell if there is a dinosaur in bed with you? By the `D' on his pajamas.
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!
What's green and purple and goes up and down? Barney in an elevator.
What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? Tyrannasaurus wreck!
What's the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus? The strawberry is red!
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent
Which dinosaur is pure evil? Daemonosaurus.
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
What is it called when a dinosaur hits a homerun?
A Dino-Score.
What is in the middle of dinosaurs ? The letter "s"!
What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels? A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
What kind of dinosaur works for the police? A trisara-cop.
What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road ? The chicken hadn't evolved yet!
What was the scariest prehistoric animal? The Terror-dactyl!
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw? Cause they don't know how to cook
What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Her shadow!
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? The door won't close!
How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? Tea Rex?
What do you call a dinosaur that eats it's vegetables? A.brocileasoarus
Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? Because she was a plant eater!