Where did Velociraptor buy things? At a dino-store!
What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat? Anything she wants!
What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal? Dino- score!
Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw? Cause they don't know how to cook
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay? Anywhere he wants to.
What dinosaur is always sad? Cryalotosaurus
What is it called when a dinosaur hits a homerun?
A Dino-Score.
How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ? One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation? To the dino-shore.
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus
What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops? Enormous holes in the base boards.
How do you upset a dinosaur? Touchasaurus Spot.
What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth? Bronto-swore-us.
What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor? Dino-sore!
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ? A Tricera-hops!
How do you know if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you? By the dinosnores.
When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet? When it's not raining!
What do you get when a dinosaur blows it's nose? OUT of the way!!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road ? The chicken hadn't evolved yet!
What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Her shadow!
What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? Tomato-saurus
What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress? Rep. Tile!
What is in the middle of dinosaurs ? The letter "s"!
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? The door won't close!
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A Diplodocus with a sore throat!
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
Did the dinosaur take a bath ? Why, is there one missing?
What's the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus? The strawberry is red!
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? Tea Rex?
What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent
What do you call someone who tells too many dinosaur jokes?
A dino-bore.
Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ? In the dark!
Which dinosaur can't stay out of the rain? A Stegosaur-rust
Which dinosaur slept all day ? The dino-snore!
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
A do-you-think-he-saur-us.
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels? A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What was the scariest prehistoric animal? The Terror-dactyl!