Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw? Cause they don't know how to cook
What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom.
How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus!
What is it called when a dinosaur hits a homerun?
A Dino-Score.
What dinosaur is always sad? Cryalotosaurus
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A Diplodocus with a sore throat!
Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook.
What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes? Out of the way!
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? Rep Tiles
Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay? Anywhere he wants to.
What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ? Long distance!
What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? Ptera Don
What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!
What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress? Rep. Tile!
What do you call a dinosaurs fart? "A blast from the past"
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A Dinosaucer
What family does Maiasaur belong to? I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!
What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops? Enormous holes in the base boards.
What's green and purple and goes up and down? Barney in an elevator.
What did the dinosaur ask his pet dog when he wanted afternoon tea with him?
Do you want some tea, Rex?
How can you tell if there is a dinosaur in bed with you? By the `D' on his pajamas.
What do you get when you put a bomb in a dinosaur? Dino-mite.
How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? Tea Rex?
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ? As fur as you can get!
What do you call a T-Rex that gets into a fight with the Indominus Rex? Dino-sore.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds? Yes, 8 Iguanadons and 2 Stegasaurus.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because they wouldn't take a bath!
What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? Tyrannasaurus wreck!
What was the most flexible dinosaur? Tyrannosaurus Flex.
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? What a lavaly day!
Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation? To the dino-shore.
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ? A dino-sewer.
How do you upset a dinosaur? Touchasaurus Spot.
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Bronto-snorus.
Where do dinosaurs get their mail ? At the dead-letter office!
What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ? Cheer him up!
Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ? In the dark!