Why don't dinosaurs ever forget? Because no one ever tells them anything!
Where do dinosaurs get their mail ? At the dead-letter office!
What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have? Baby Dinosaurs.
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A Diplodocus with a sore throat!
What do you get when a dinosaur blows it's nose? OUT of the way!!
What kind of dinosaur works for the police? A trisara-cop.
What's the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus? The strawberry is red!
How can you tell if there is a dinosaur in bed with you? By the `D' on his pajamas.
What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth ? A peanut butter and Stegosaurus sandwich!
What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo? Bronco-saurus or a Tyrannasourus Tex
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
What do you call a dinosaur that eats it's vegetables? A.brocileasoarus
Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds? Yes, 8 Iguanadons and 2 Stegasaurus.
What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!
Why are dinosaurs no longer around? Because their eggs stink.
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ? As fur as you can get!
How do you know if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you? By the dinosnores.
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? The door won't close!
How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?
What do you call a blind dinosaur? adoyouthinkhesaurus.
Did the dinosaur take a bath ? Why, is there one missing?
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot? Sir.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot and a personal stereo over his ears? Anything you like, he won't hear you!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What is it called when a dinosaur hits a homerun?
A Dino-Score.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road ? The chicken hadn't evolved yet!
What do you call a dinosaurs fart? "A blast from the past"
What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ? Long distance!
What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? Ptera Don
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch? Strawberry jam.
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
Which dinosaur can't stay out of the rain? A Stegosaur-rust
What do you call a dinosaur that's a loud sleeper? A Snore-a-sorus
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs.
What family does Maiasaur belong to? I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!
What is a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet.
What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ? A Tricera-hops!
Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!
What do you call a dinosaur that lost his glasses? uthinkhesawrus
What's better than a talking dinosaur ? A spelling bee. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-Try-Try-ceratops.
What do you get when you put a bomb in a dinosaur? Dino-mite.