What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? Anything you want, it can't hear you!
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? Rep Tiles
What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? Tyrannasaurus wreck!
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
What do you call a dinosaur that lost his glasses? uthinkhesawrus
What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat? Anything she wants!
Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun? At the dino-shore
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
Which dinosaur is pure evil? Daemonosaurus.
What makes more noise than a dinosaur ? Two dinosaurs!
Did the dinosaur take a bath ? Why, is there one missing?
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What’s a horse’s favorite dinosaur?
The broncosaurus.
What's green and hangs from trees? Dinosaur snot.
Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? Because he is a meat eater!
What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks? More than the dinosaur.
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw!
Who makes dinosaur clothes? dino-sewer.
What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom.
What do you get when you cross a Dinosaur and TNT? Dino-mite.
What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? Anything you want. He can't hear you.
Why don't dinosaurs ever forget? Because no one ever tells them anything!
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What's the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus? The strawberry is red!
Which dinosaur slept all day ? The dino-snore!
What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!
Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay? Anywhere he wants to.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent
Why did the dinosaur cross the road ? The chicken hadn't evolved yet!
Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum? Because they can't afford new ones!
Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation? To the dino-shore.
What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? Ptera Don
What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor? Dino-sore!
What family does Maiasaur belong to? I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!
How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ? As fur as you can get!
What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress? Rep. Tile!
Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because they wouldn't take a bath!
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What kind of dinosaur works for the police? A trisara-cop.
What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ? Long distance!